Yall got to stop jacking off..

[boogers]

Spoiler

ive been told doing this while looking out of the window of your prison door & watching the female guards is called 'gunning'

 

[focusloco]

ive been told doing this while looking out of the window of your prison door & watching the female guards is called 'gunning'

Word to lock up MSNBC....that shyt used to be on every Sunday night

 

[cyndaquil]

Jacking off has saved me from regretful decisions too many times to count. Yeah nah imma continue

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I rubbed one out in the bathroom at work today

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Does my jacking off offend you?
I'll do it when I'm hard.
I get lube and flashlights shipped to me
Paid with my AMEX reserve card.

You may clown me with your posts
And cut me zero slack
You may give me all the negs
But still, like usual I jack.

And I'll jack and jack some more.

 

[boogers]

I rubbed one out in the bathroom at work today

if you get caught, thats either the beginning of a porno, or a good way to get fired and end up on the sex offenders list

 

[SunZoo]

Does my jacking off offend you?
I'll do it when I'm hard.
I get line and flashlights shipped to me
Paid with my AMEX reserve card.

You may clown me with your posts
And cut me zero slack
You may give me all the negs
But still, like usual I jack.

And I'll jack and jack some more.

I read this in Maya Angelou's voice.

I suggest everyone else does the same.

 

[Yaboysix]

Nygga...

I got a problem and came in here thinking you were about to spit some deep , psychological, spiritual shyt that I needed to hear that'll help me stop JO and watching porn ...





You just made me wanna Jack off more!

 

[Peter Popoff]

im sayin you can over do anything. i know some of yall are walkin around smelling like bleach and ramen seasoning. ive smelled that on the bus before

How do you kno.....
You know what....

Goodnight.

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

I read this in Maya Angelou's voice.

I suggest everyone else does the same.

She was my inspo

 

[Grifter]

At the stroke of midnight you posted here to get dudes to stop stroking. Get some sleep

 

[Lord_nikon]

im sayin you can over do anything. i know some of yall are walkin around smelling like bleach and ramen seasoning. ive smelled that on the bus before

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

yall nikkas are sick

 

[Bumblebreh]

no meat watching, but not busting can lead to prostate cancer. your body will also bust in your sleep. youre lying if you say it doesnt.. so whats the point

just dont tell other people about it. nobody cares how much you beat your meat... but wash your hands before you go outside

But fapping almost every single day is not healthy. Fap addiction can lead to brain fog, fatigue, depression and a decline in testosterone.

I'm jacking off forever and anybody that got a problem with that we can run the fade.

Don't play with me.

Breh,chill out because that can turn into an addiction. And a symptom of porn addiction is being easily irritated and brain fog.

I rubbed one out in the bathroom at work today

Breh you need to seek professional help because that is not normal.

 

[Sir ZDuke]

Have other men’s dikks racing through your mind in the wee hours brehs