Nah, I've never been to jail.

Not sure what that has to do with going to the gym tho.
I take supps (I love em), I take shakes (shakes are supps btw), I lift regularly, and am bigger/stronger than 90% of folks walking around. Only been lifting for 5 years, never had a partner, only folks that might tag along and then inevitably fall off.
With that said, what I won't do is sit here and argue with you over the internet; I don't get paid to do that. You say your opinion; you do that, and I'll do the same.
I for one never take strength training advice from people weaker than myself, nor do I advise people that happen to be stronger than me. Anybody that's not me is free to do as they wish.