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I'll chime in with my 2 cents. Simpin is in fact jockin a byttch online that u don't know. Sendin the byytch pics, writin poetry, gettin all mushy and tryna make an emotional "fling." I see it all the time, not just on the coli, but on twitter & facebook. Nyygaz be jockin these byytches so hard. As soon as a byytch puts a new picture up. These thirsty nyggaz be like "damn ma, u lookin right" "shoot me that number" "I'll drink yo bathwater". "I'll eat that box" "I'll take care of u" Lame shhyt like that! Nyggaz need to get off that bullshytt. Real talk. I'm talkin from the perspective of a playa. Playaz abide by certain rules, regulations and guidelines and simpin to a byytch online ain't in the playa rulebook.some of yal nyggaz may get mad at me, but idgaf. Real nyggaz & real playaz who really get byytches in real life are gonna feel exactly what I'm talm bout!:myman:

You might be one of the few dudes on here that I could rep for. Most of these dudes be doing too much. That escort chit was pitiful at times. Dudes feeding that whore with attention. Just clown, get to the bottom of it and clown. She's a hoe, no respect should be given, it needs to be earned. Simpin and giving game isn't the same and these nigs just don't know.
 

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I'll chime in with my 2 cents. Simpin is in fact jockin a byttch online that u don't know. Sendin the byytch pics, writin poetry, gettin all mushy and tryna make an emotional "fling." I see it all the time, not just on the coli, but on twitter & facebook. Nyygaz be jockin these byytches so hard. As soon as a byytch puts a new picture up. These thirsty nyggaz be like "damn ma, u lookin right" "shoot me that number" "I'll drink yo bathwater". "I'll eat that box" "I'll take care of u" Lame shhyt like that! Nyggaz need to get off that bullshytt. Real talk. I'm talkin from the perspective of a playa. Playaz abide by certain rules, regulations and guidelines and simpin to a byytch online ain't in the playa rulebook.some of yal nyggaz may get mad at me, but idgaf. Real nyggaz & real playaz who really get byytches in real life are gonna feel exactly what I'm talm bout!:myman:
Honestly, I agree wholeheartedly with this, however; this is just a message board. I think most people "simping" are fully aware things will never come to fruition, but some shyt is just done for entertainment purposes/shyts and giggles. Especially the stuff posted publicly. It's really not that deep and only shows how serious people take this board when they start blowing things up out of proportion.

I guess because this board has went through no real drama of people meeting up and fukking, y'all really don't understand how menial the shyt posted in here is. Lol.

Two things: yeah the women aren't complaining, they're laughing at these clowns and getting an ego boost. And lmao at calling those pms "kicking it with bytches." :heh:

I said "kicking the shyt"... as in joking around :what: is wrong with you nikkas. Do you not know "slang"? :pachaha: or can you not read?

Where are the women laughing at? Not in here. One of them even denied what Zay was saying. You lil nikkas are just over zealous as fukk. :pachaha:

And they werent even PMs. They were wall messages that everyone could see. It clearly wasn't supposed to be a secret.
 
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So every movie you watch should be your choice? Every song you listen to should be one you like? Or else it's simping?

You missed the key phrase "things you would both enjoy." If your girl cares about your interests she won't try to get you to do shyt you're not interested in. How can you say your girl cares about you when you're sitting there listening to Drake and watching Desperate Housewives? Cmon now.
 

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You missed the key phrase "things you would both enjoy." If your girl cares about your interests she won't try to get you to do shyt you're not interested in. How can you say your girl cares about your interests when you're sitting there listening to Drake and watching Desperate Housewives? Cmon now.
I didn't say all the time. But if she's gonna sit and watch me play gears of war. Or cook for me and the homies for the football game than I have no problem watching the occasional desperate housewives.
 

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ain't this the same nikka who got exposed for some gay shyt a while back? The same nikka that followed the attention whore Via around in every thread playing captain save a whale?

yea you get coochie
 

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:laff: Can't believe I missed this thread.
*Runs off to finish reading*

:ohhh:I know me too!

I'm glad I clicked on this:lolbron:
 

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:snoop: @ the premise of this thread

so hollerin at a broad is simping now? :childplease:

thats why none of u pussies gets cooch, u too scared to talk to girls. ya win some ya lose some :manny:

when u dont take that L like a man and keep trying is simping

foh calling nikkas out for tryna get at these coli chicks, you should be pos repping those dudes.
 

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This thread is just all types of fukkery, comedy,and sadness rolled up
into one. SOHH heights would put this lil shyt to shame.

Yall better ask one of these old heads what a simp online really is because
these lil flirtations and pms ain't even reached the stratosphere of what has been
seen or done

:jawalrus:
 

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Only read the first page but I didn't see anything that bad :yeshrug: Seen much much worse.

Pretty soon anything that is not flat out disrespectful to a woman will be seen as simping. Foolishness.
 

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I just now read this thread and :whoo:


nikkas is really about that Coli life huh :mjpls:
 

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The simping isn't the problem. The problem is the levels of simping to a random message board chick whose face you have never seen. :snoop:

Yet these will be the same guys claiming in threads that they don't love these hoes, and about the dimes they pull in real life :comeon:
 
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