Yo Momma Time... Let's BULLY!!

[ANewClassic]

@ANewClassic yo mama smell like demonic nibbles


@KenyaDoll your momma smell like demonic nipples

I don't even know what this means, but it sounds horrible.

 

[Kings County]

I don't even know what this means, but it sounds horrible.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Yo momma is so stupid, she doesn't even understand the difference between a Laplace transform and a Fourier transform.

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Your sister is so literal, when she mentioned some news to me that i couldn't believe, i told her out of amazement, "Girl! Get out of here!"...








she left the room.



(I mean, she eventually came back... cuz i'm not a jerk like that. Didn't know she could watch an episode of 60 minutes in half an hour. Pretty sweet if you ask moi).


.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Your mom is stupid.

You know why she's stupid?

Spoiler

CAUSE I fukkED HER BRAINS OUT!

 

[Taadow]

Ayo tell yo' mama congratulations, I heard she got into acting.


She got nominated for an Oscar for "The Girl With The Dragon Breath".

I heard she's working on the sequel: "The Girl Whose Breath Was Fire".

and then they gonna finish the trilogy: "The Girl Whose Breath Was Kickin' Like A Hornets Nest".

 

[How Sway?]

yo mama so ugly when she was born he pops was like "Damn I shoulda pulled out"

You momma breath smells like tooth decay, gingivitis and gum disease

Yo momma so dumb I said that library is three stories tall she said "wow thats not a lot of books for a library"

I havent done this shyt in years as you can tell

 

[Casso Dinero]

Yo momma is so fat, that if fat was fat, she'd be the fattest bytch on earth.

Yo mamma so old, Jesus and his disciples did a gangbang on her.

 

[BrownSound]

my mom is so dumb i dont tell yo mama so dumb jokes i tell my mama so dumb jokes for example- my mama so dumb i dont tell yo mama so dumb jokes i tell my mama so dumb jokes

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Your sister's kid is so... stuck elementary, when he heard his momma wud getting her tracks done,


...he took his toy train and placed it on her head.


(and this kid is in high school! Can you beli... Oh I see what had happened, he got jokes!!!)


*pulls imaginary lever*


"CHOO CHOO!"


.

 

[CEITEDMOFO]

yo mama looks like a saint















































a saint bernard

 

[IronFist]

yo mama?

well about yo mama.......she toreback like a mothafukka.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

YOUR MOM IS A POO POO HEAD.

 

[Taadow]

Ayo...ya mama is dumb, cuzz.






You know how dumb she is?



Imma tell you...

















Ya mama so dumb...she thought the mainstream Media was a Tyler Perry movie.

 

[Nintendough]

Yo momma was so broke in 03' she duct taped cotton to a bubble jacket and called it chinchilla.