Yo Momma Time... Let's BULLY!!

[Takerstani]

Your momma and your auntie ran into a building.You would think one of them would've seen it. :roger:

 

[Taadow]

This is how dumb your mother continues to be...

she pinned a flower to your shirt when you went to the Spelling Bee so the bee would like you.

 

[twan83]

your momma so ugly she give freddy krueger nightmares

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Yo momma is so old, her social security number is cos^2(x) + sin^2(x)

 

[Just like bruddas]

mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck

 

[AkaDemiK]

Yo momma so ugly

*how ugly is she*

I took her ass to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back"

 

[GhettoTeK]

Yo momma house so dirty she attends all the roach meetings

 

[Taadow]

Yo' mama? She hugly. So ugly the "h" is silent.

I mean we was at zoo, did you know that?





When she was at the zoo, people said "DAMN - is that somebody's mama? She is hugly!"


True story.

 

[Fatboi1]

Yo Mama got no arms talking about "LIFT EVERY VOICE AND SING!!"

Yo mama so stupid, she took out glue and scissors when she was told to cut and paste her resume online.

Yo Mama so ugly, she make onions cry.

Yo Mama used to freestyle battle with Canibus.

Yo Mama got a glass eye with Mountain Dew in it.

Yo mama cook breakfast for the 49ers.

Yo Mama so fat, she considers whoppers appetizers.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Yo momma is so stupid, her IQ is like cos x. It's less than or equal to 1.

 

[vaudevillevillain]

yo mama got a glass leg & use windex for lotion

yo mama so ugly look like she was bobbing for french fries