YOU are a criminal in Gotham ...
- Thread starter ThatKidBlackHippy
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ThatTruth777
Superstar
I would just kidnap Alfred for ransom saying in the note no weapons or this old ass nicca gonna get shot son! Lure him into a tight environment like a small ass room and once he's inside have my goons all pop out with AKs circling this fool and unloading everything on his ass with grenades from the ceiling and all that shyt!
...nicca would do some off the wall bullshyt and somehow live though
...nicca would do some off the wall bullshyt and somehow live though
I would just kidnap Alfred for ransom saying in the note no weapons or this old ass nicca gonna get shot son! Lure him into a tight environment like a small ass room and once he's inside have my goons all pop out with AKs circling this fool and unloading everything on his ass with grenades from the ceiling and all that shyt!
...nicca would do some off the wall bullshyt and somehow live though
word breh, he'd be talking some shyt like 'oh that was just a hologram image of myself' right after he proceeds to swoop down from the rafters and fukk your entire plan up lol
I'd be an evil bank teller or something. Batman is nothing without all that money to back up his shenanigans. 
illwittdeez
aka Breh Wyatt
Hire Bane to scrap that nikka again Bane doesn't have to win the fight just slow that nikka down then I'll have a syringe full of aids infected blood inject it into bats then make that nikka catch a cold 1 of either 2 things would happen he prolly die or cure that shyt either way I'm famous.
dabestkeptsecret
Superstar
I would just kidnap Alfred for ransom saying in the note no weapons or this old ass nicca gonna get shot son! Lure him into a tight environment like a small ass room and once he's inside have my goons all pop out with AKs circling this fool and unloading everything on his ass with grenades from the ceiling and all that shyt!
...nicca would do some off the wall bullshyt and somehow live though
problem is dude would know its a trap; and probably drop a smoke bomb as soon as the goons entered and dismantle each of them one by one. Only way to get him is to ambush him when he's relaxed, like he's coming home from a long night, and have the goons in wayne mannor.
I be on the corner of Gotham slinging Crills like
, knowing damn well batman only goes after white super criminals.
The_King_of_Everything
Yeah.
I would first poision Bruce with his food or water to weaken his immune system but not kill him. Meanwhile,
I would frame batman for a crime and pose as a victim of batmans aggressive behavior towards the citizens of Gotham.
I would frame fox as a culprit in exposing Bruce and Alfred's operations aka batman.
Take explosives from bruces a&r department and destroy the central train system and Wayne enterprises.
Tell fox to hack into Bruce accounts and transfer the money to my account for me to withdraw. I'd kill fox. Withdraw the cash, pay off the mob to protect me and release everyone from the asylum. Create a batsuit lightly coated in kryptonite go to metropolis and take Wayne technology blueprints to lex Luther for sale.
I would frame batman for a crime and pose as a victim of batmans aggressive behavior towards the citizens of Gotham.
I would frame fox as a culprit in exposing Bruce and Alfred's operations aka batman.
Take explosives from bruces a&r department and destroy the central train system and Wayne enterprises.
Tell fox to hack into Bruce accounts and transfer the money to my account for me to withdraw. I'd kill fox. Withdraw the cash, pay off the mob to protect me and release everyone from the asylum. Create a batsuit lightly coated in kryptonite go to metropolis and take Wayne technology blueprints to lex Luther for sale.
ThatKidBlackHippy
thekid
Y'all don't know Batman is Bruce though lol.
Fillerguy
Veteran
then its a losing situation then. the only dudes to ever make Batman sweat where ppl who had info on him.
Green negs and spam
Superstar
Why not train for years in order to get yourself to the level that Bruce is at and then commit a crime that's sure to get his attention and then beat him in a fight?
really? you talking about animated Joker or comic/novel Joker? cuz those are two TOTALLY different people. comic/novel Joker would murder you for absolutely no reason and you'd have no warning. that's one cat i'd never mess with. no reasoning. he just crazy
Pool_Shark
Can’t move with me in this digital space
really? you talking about animated Joker or comic/novel Joker? cuz those are two TOTALLY different people. comic/novel Joker would murder you for absolutely no reason and you'd have no warning. that's one cat i'd never mess with. no reasoning. he just crazy
I thought the same shyt. You'd be like "aye jokes pass the blunt" Joker:
then just slit your throat and laugh about that shyt.