You Don't Know Much of Anything: Jesus Christ Was/Is The Serpent In The Garden

[Slang]

Jesus was not about that cuckold life and died a reptile.

When Jesus incarnated the second time, it was with the knowledge that reptilian sperm is, not mammalian and is therefore not subject to the rules of life and death nor to the physics, chemistry and biology of its process.

On the third day following death, Jesus asked to be reincarnated for the third time into the bovine-cow that cockroach-worshipping-hindus keep sacred.

 

[Detroit Wave]

 

[Couth]

Preach

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

 

[ThaRealness]

Well damn that escalated quickly

 

[Turk]

Jesus was not about that cuckold life and died a reptile.

When Jesus incarnated the second time, it was with the knowledge that reptilian sperm is, not mammalian and is therefore not subject to the rules of life and death nor to the physics, chemistry and biology of its process.

On the third day following death, Jesus asked to be reincarnated for the third time into the bovine-cow that cockroach-worshipping-hindus keep sacred.

 

[Larry Lobster]

Or maybe he turned into a snake to test Adam and Eve

 

[FlyGuy]

I actually came in here expecting to read some real shyt

 

[Medicate]

Jesus Christ is a mythological character made up to brainwash the masses, just Like Santa Claus. Its going to take a lifetime to get nikkas out of this fairy tale.....

 

[FlyGuy]

Jesus Christ is a mythological character made up to brainwash the masses, just Like Santa Claus. Its going to take a lifetime to get nikkas out of this fairy tale.....

Jesus was a hippie who wanted everybody to get along. It's that resurrection shyt that's made up.

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

God was the serpent

Satan was the God of that place called Eden.

He didn't want them to have knowledge of self.

Know thy self Brehs

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Jesus Christ is a mythological character

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“Large numbers of atheists, humanists, and conspiracy theorists are raising one of the most pressing questions in the history of religion: ‘Did Jesus exist at all?’ Was he invented out of whole cloth for nefarious purposes by those seeking to control the masses? Or was Jesus such a shadowy figure—far removed from any credible historical evidence—that he bears no meaningful resemblance to the person described in the Bible? In Did Jesus Exist? historian and Bible expert Bart Ehrman confronts these questions, vigorously defends the historicity of Jesus, and provides a compelling portrait of the man from Nazareth. The Jesus you discover here may not be the Jesus you had hoped to meet—but he did exist, whether we like it or not.”

 

[Slang]

Yeah the sacred cow that cockroach-worshipping-hindus hold sacred is none other than Jesus, the first human to forgo his reptilian/human history upon death to become a bovine admired by the cockroach-worshiping-hindus and their offshoot religions.

If you worship hinduism you become a plague of roaches at death, bhuddisim, a solitary black ant, islamistism ferrel rodents (squirrels, rats, mice), Judism live in the mind of another human as a tormenter to consume the soul of the person to insanity and christianity you emerge out of a pig/boar as a Trichinosis worm.

 

[Medicate]

Jesus was a hippie who wanted everybody to get along. It's that resurrection shyt that's made up.

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One day just like when you learned "Santa Claus" wasn't real, will be the same shocking type of day....

 

[FlyGuy]

One day just like when you learned "Santa Claus" wasn't real, will be the same shocking type of day....

In 1000 years they can say Ghandi wasn't real and cause there ain't peace on earth your kids would be the ones to believe it