You Don't Know Much of Anything: Jesus Christ Was/Is The Serpent In The Garden

[valet]

Jesus was not about that cuckold life and died a reptile.

When Jesus incarnated the second time, it was with the knowledge that reptilian sperm is, not mammalian and is therefore not subject to the rules of life and death nor to the physics, chemistry and biology of its process.

On the third day following death, Jesus asked to be reincarnated for the third time into the bovine-cow that cockroach-worshipping-hindus keep sacred.

I'm assuming you're basing this on the Bible? If not, what book is this from and where does it say what you're saying?

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

God was the serpent

Satan was the God of that place called Eden.

He didn't want them to have knowledge of self.

Know thy self Brehs

the gnostics actually claimed this under the principle that they'd never know the difference if this happened to be true...

 

[Slang]

@Napoleon

I did some remote viewing and...... he takes night classes at a community college.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Sorry to burst your bubble but santa clause was based on a real person (Saint Nicholas)

Nah. Not referring to him. This guy......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clement_Clarke_Moore

A Visit from St. Nicholas is largely responsible for the conception of Santa Claus from the mid-nineteenth century to today, including his physical appearance, the night of his visit, his mode of transportation, the number and names of his reindeer, and the tradition that he brings toys to children. Prior to the poem, American ideas about St. Nicholas and other Christmastide visitors varied considerably. The poem has influenced ideas about St. Nicholas and Santa Claus beyond the United States to the rest of the English-speaking world and beyond.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

@Slang is back yall

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

the gnostics actually claimed this under the principle that they'd never know the difference if this happened to be true...

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

OP has been on some other ish for a LONG time.

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[HoloGraphic]

Nothing discovered archeology to this day disproves the Bible..... Nothing. Even today people claim the Main person in the Bible didn't exist.........wow. Just wow.

On the other hand, nothing proves it.

 

[IVS]

Sorry to burst your bubble but santa clause was based on a real person (Saint Nicholas)

I was just about to say. Santa is based on a real person. So it's very possible Jesus is based roughly on some real person. But most of what he taught is not known and Saul and a few others made up some events surrounding his life.

 

[Slang]

I'm assuming you're basing this on the Bible? If not, what book is this from and where does it say what you're saying?

When I sodmized ya momma with a peyote cactus, I told her to write down all the deep dark secrets Jesus kept from you and willing to reveal to me.

 

[ThaRealness]

Motherfukker said bovine

 

[Turk]

The consensus of scholars agree that Jesus existed but none of the supernatural things ascribed to him in the Bible happened. Jesus was deified by his followers like Haile Selassie was deified by the Rastafarians.

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

Wouldn't ingest it if it isn't plant derived. It's obvious you've partaken and got caught out on Sunset strip twirling a pink boa in rubbing guava oil on your ankles.

Jinx, jinx again.

only pink boa thy grime god twirls is something from thee nether regions of thee Amazon,you on Amazon lookin for cheap classes at Barbizon,rubbin Vaseline on your face on a Barbara Streisand listening marathon..

 

[semtex]

Jesus and the negro. Inseparable

 

[Blackking]

Know thy self Brehs

this.

smh.