You ever got in a woman's car and every warning light is on?

[jadillac]

You get in, she cranks up the car,

the check engine light is in, the low tire pressure light is on, the oil change indicator is on (and overdue)

Like, damn girl you do realize something needs to be fixed, right?

 

[Ricky Church]

I understand it's normally a man thing to take care of your car but taking care of your possession's is supposed to work both ways.

many times I got in a bytch car and something was wrong with it or it was messy.

luckily they were only smash-and-dash pieces and not on the roster.
can't keep a dirty bytch.