You ever walk into a stranger's apartment by accident?

[Kyle C. Barker]

I've never done it but this girl I was dating back when I was 21 did.

We were chilling at a bar and she linked up with her homegirl to smoke a blunt in my car. I don't like to drink and smske so I chilled at the bar.

Before y'all nikkas say anything, yes I was I was cool with it because I was really into her at the time


Anyways they come back about 20 minutes later giggling about how they smoked up my car (which was an black old school 1998 jeep Cherokee).

Anyways we roll out after 2 more drinks and we pass another black1998 jeep Cherokee that looks JUST like mine and my girl was like "gabbo ain't that your car right there "


And I'm just like "nah, my car is 2 rows over. That's when I noticed that the inside of that Cherokee is hazy as hell on the inside with a bunch of weed smoke. These brehettes smoked up some poor b*stards car .

And since they were high as shyt they wanted to sit around and see the owner of the car just to see their reaction but I knew that was a horrible idea so I had to convince them that it was best that we dipped out of there.

 

[youreWelcomeBk]

Is that you Officer Amber Guyger?

Glad I’m not the only one paying attention

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

I did but it wasn't my fault. I worked this job where we'd set up apartments. My boss gave me this sheet we use with the apartments, but they made a typo, so I went to the leasing office, asked for the key and these muhfukkas just GAVE it to me I unlocked the door and when I came in it was a hispanic lady with her mom.


Them:


Me:


Them:


Me: *looks down at keys and back at them*


The mother: " Hello... *slowly gets up and snails her way towards me* Hello "



I explained and they understood but damn it was still awkward.

 

[bangbreh]

Went out drinking for my birthday and just up and bounced out the bar to walk home. Woke up down at the marina sleepin in a truck same as the one we had at home
That part of town was no mans land for anybody at that time let alone a blackout drunk

Did the drunk walk home again years later and ended up at the house I grew up in for 25 years. Walked straight to my old converted studio off the house and passed out. Woke up and the new owner of the house was standin there with the door open askin who the fukk are you holdin a bat
I'm like man I'm at the wrong house ain't I
Breh-Yeah, you're gonna have to chill while these cops show up
Sobered up instantly. Cops ran my shyt, and saw I wasn't bullshyttin and hauled my ass in for trespassing.
City pressed charges not the homeowners as we'd roundabout knew them.
I've caught some breaks in my drinking career

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Yes!!! When I was 16 my bff's big sister was having a sleepover at her apartment. dummy gave me the wrong apartment number.

Went into the wrong spot. These fools had the door unlocked and I just walked in. All of a sudden a huge naked Black lady runs out the back room. She screams at the top of her lungs "I knew you were cheating!" A naked man runs out looking dumbfounded. She continues "You got this bytch up in your place!" I tried to explain the mistake but she wasn't having it and called me a lying bytch and starts hitting on dude. I was like 'Oh shyt!' and run out the door. As soon as the door closes I hear something hit the other side of the door while she's screaming.

I was so traumatized. lol I probably fukked up that dude's whole shyt.

I have been in the fukkery for quite some time.

 

[acri1]

Only once years ago, I had just moved into the building and was one door down too far.

It wasn't a big deal, but the fact that my key worked for the other apartment was .

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I've never done it but this girl I was dating back when I was 21 did.

We were chilling at a bar and she linked up with her homegirl to smoke a blunt in my car. I don't like to drink and smile so I chilled at the bar.

Before y'all nikkas say anything, yes I was I was cool with it because I was really into her at the time


Anyways they come back about 20 minutes later giggling about how they smoked up car (which was a black old school 1998 jeep Cherokee).

Anyways we roll out after 2 more drinks and we pass another black1998 jeep Cherokee that looks JUST like mine and my girl was like "gabbo ain't that your car right there "


And I'm just like "nah, my car is 2 rows over. That's when I noticed that the inside of that Cherokee is hazy as hell on the inside with a bunch of weed smoke. These brehettes smoked up some poor b*stards car .

And since they were high as shyt they wanted to sit around and see the owner of the car just to see their reaction but I knew that was a horrible idea so I had to convince them that it was best that we dipped out of there.

Now that is funny :funny:

 

[El Bombi]

Glad I’m not the only one paying attention

Going by this thread. I didn't think it was that common.

Amber Guyger is about to get off.

Because one of those jury members probably done had the same experience as the people in this thread.

 

[Ciggavelli]

Yup. I may or may not have been extremely fukked up

 

[Jparker]

Nah but when I was in school my roommates subleased their room for the summer and I had 2 chicks move in. I came home one day unlocked the door and saw 2 dudes reaching for the strap. I’m standing there door wide open like

They like who is you. Nah nikka who you
Shorty come out the room like this his spot what y’all doing

It was a bunch of weed and molly on the table so I can see why nikkas were paranoid. I got high as shyt that night and fukked one of my roommates

 

[2stainz]

a guy came into my apartment by mistake and i descended on him from the corner in the ceiling. i was choking him to death and he was only saved by his girlfriend, who ran in and told me he was not trying to rob me.

 

[b_low_brown]

Lmao breh needs to lay off the shonen jump

 

[Hejdå]

Yea I accidentally walked into this old white lady's apartment thinking it was my grandma's but found out I was on the wrong floor. She was nice about everything tho so that was cool

 

[b_low_brown]

How y'all live at a spot for Years and not have the muscle memory and instinct telling u something's off??

From the wear on the knob to the smell of the living room the moment you crack open the door. You have to ignore multiple signals to do some wild shyt like that.

& As black people we don't have the luxury of being able to lack perception

 

[Jparker]

How y'all live at a spot for Years and not have the muscle memory and instinct telling u something's off??

From the wear on the knob to the smell of the living room the moment you crack open the door. You have to ignore multiple signals to do some wild shyt like that.

& As black people we don't have the luxury of being able to lack perception

Glitch in the mental matrix breh. I’m sure it’s happened to you in other instances

 

[b_low_brown]

Glitch in the mental matrix breh. I’m sure it’s happened to you in other instances

Never glitched to where I accidentally broke into a house breh.. y'all must be on the old version