You ever walk into a stranger's apartment by accident?

[Marzupial]

A friend of mine went to see a whore on backpage and he hit the wrong door

The whore neighbor was a old lady cac who threatened to call the police because "iam tired of this whores in my building"

.it was dinner time and she was yellin and doing a lot of noise so my friend just left the building

 

[lightbearerchef]

Lmao I almost got into tha wrong car before tryna meet some of my old potnas at one of they house. Lmao I pulled into tha wrong driveway before & was confused as hell

 

[Pure Water]

Yup. Thought I was at the right house. Had bottles in hand and all ready to drink. Walked in on a couple watching a movie. shyt was awkward.

 

[lightbearerchef]

Yup. Thought I was at the right house. Had bottles in hand and all ready to drink. Walked in on a couple watching a movie. shyt was awkward.

You didnt offer them any?

I kno they was like was that Jac Daniels?

 

[Pure Water]

You didnt offer them any?

I kno they was like was that Jac Daniels?

I was 20 years old and broke. I had the E&J and Absolute

And hell nah. That liq was for the bytches.

 

[str8up]

Someone drunk dude walked in our house when I was a kid

 

[lightbearerchef]

I was 20 years old and broke. I had the E&J and Absolute

And hell nah. That liq was for the bytches.

I know tha neighbor wife was like "damn babe, yo party pooping ass ain't never got no drank"

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Went out drinking for my birthday and just up and bounced out the bar to walk home. Woke up down at the marina sleepin in a truck same as the one we had at home
That part of town was no mans land for anybody at that time let alone a blackout drunk

Did the drunk walk home again years later and ended up at the house I grew up in for 25 years. Walked straight to my old converted studio off the house and passed out. Woke up and the new owner of the house was standin there with the door open askin who the fukk are you holdin a bat
I'm like man I'm at the wrong house ain't I
Breh-Yeah, you're gonna have to chill while these cops show up
Sobered up instantly. Cops ran my shyt, and saw I wasn't bullshyttin and hauled my ass in for trespassing.
City pressed charges not the homeowners as we'd roundabout knew them.
I've caught some breaks in my drinking career

Had something similar myself

My 21st birthday. I went out with my boys and got wasted we went to ihop after. I ate my food and was through told them to let me go sleep in the car while they finish and chop it up. So I go... sometime later they're blowing my phone up. Finally I wake up and they're all "CIROQ WHERE THE fukk ARE YOU AT?! "

Me: "I'm in the car "

Them: "No you're not. We're at the car right now and you're not here "

Me: "Oh.... I think I got in the wrong car my bad hold on"


Had that been 2014 I coulda died, brehs

 

[bangbreh]

How y'all live at a spot for Years and not have the muscle memory and instinct telling u something's off??

From the wear on the knob to the smell of the living room the moment you crack open the door. You have to ignore multiple signals to do some wild shyt like that.

& As black people we don't have the luxury of being able to lack perception

That's exactly what happened to me
Because of those natural instincts and decades of walking home late and lit. I just walked the same path I walked thousands of times
That'll always be my home cottamnit

 

[newworldafro]

I was living in DC and apparently my car was out of service or something. Can't recall.

Met this jawn on Blackplanet or PoF that lived in Virginia.

So we made a plan to meet in Rosslyn by the metro and she would scoop me up and we'd go to the movies around 7 pm at night.

Take the train from DC to Rosslyn, I'm waiting on sidewalk and call/text let her know I'm here, she describes her car, I'm like cool.

5 mins later I see the exact description of her car pull up to the sidewalk at the stoplight, I'm thinking damn that was fast...walk up to car, open the passenger door................it's two 40 - 60 year old white women.....

Me:
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me: my bad wrong car, *closes door*


They drive off...I'm in shock and hoping this joker drive up soon, cause I sense what's coming next. 5 minutes later the exact same vehicle drives up.....this time I peek in passenger side and see it's the date.

I tell her the crazy episode that just happened, she's like . I'm like it was the exact vehicle! Long story short, I get the feeling dem boys woulda showed up, if I had waited any longer.

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

Never an apartment, but definitely almost sat in a car that was parked right next to mine.

Same color. 4 door. Door unlocked. Glad no one was around. :lupegarvey:

Me and a ex did that got in the car and I was like the where the hell these cds come from

 

[Cloutius Maximus]

yeah when i 19 i went up to santa barbara to kick it with some homies and got pissy drunk and went off and apparently just walked into some random asian woman's apartment and sat on her couch. She gave me some water and I sobered up a bit and then just dipped out.

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Stories got me cracking up at the bar

 

[richaveli83]

A couple of times, not necessarily though. The first time was when I was in the military and me and two others guys in my unit and another guy who had left the service but worked a civilian job nearby the base. I rarely if ever drink so I'm usually the designated driver. Anyway we went out to a few bars and the former Marine was too damn drunk to drive and he didn't have any money for a taxi and none of us wanted to pay for his taxi so I ended up driving his car to drop him off at his apartment and I would end up crashing at his place so I wouldn't have to catch a taxi home. This was my first time going to his place so I didn't know which apartment was his. He kept trying to put his key in different apartments and none of them would open obviously. We finally got to one apartment and I guess apparently the guy that lived there was about to leave and my homeboy opened the door to step in and the real tenant was right there. My homeboy looked at him like and said "what they fukk you doing in my house?!" The real tenant gave him the same look like and was like "nikka this is my place!" I guess they were having a get together because there were like three other people in the house and they were looking at us like . They were smoking and drinking because you could smell the weed and see the beer bottles on the table. The whole time I'm like because I'm thinking something is going to pop off. My homeboy starts laughing and is like "my bad you right this ain't my apartment!"We start walking away and the tenant had the look like . My dumbass finally realized I should look at his drivers license to see the apartment number but his dumbass lost his wallet at the bar. We go back to his car to look at his car insurance to get his address but this fool didn't have insurance. I'm looking at him like and he's just like because he thinks it's funny. I'm like breh if I let you drive home and you got pulled over you could gotten a DUI and a ticket for no insurance. Dude kept laughing like it was funny but I was looking at him like . I ended up calling a taxi to take me home and left his ass in his car and he slept in his car until the morning.

I got another but I'll post later.

 

[Trajan]

here were like three other people in the house and they were looking at us like . Th