You get one free open-handed slap...

[Majestyx]

line all them hoes up

 

[Panther]

Picked ted cruz cause he capes for a dude who shyt on his wife. bytch nikka behavior

 

[jj23]

Ted cruz.

Not even a question.

 

[jj23]

Why isn’t Mitch McConnell on the list?

Dude, what's to be accomplished from slapping a turtle's shell?

 

[jj23]

fukk Devin Nunes!

You cant slap Nunes.

Him and Gym Jordan are strictly for choking.

 

[High quality poster]

Damn, I can't even call it, that's a tough decision

Really is... on one hand fukk Trump but I probably hate these other sons of bytches more. He’s just a caricature of that party.

 

[.r.]

Can’t decide

 

[The G.O.D II]

My first choice would be Shapiro but I think that 50s heritage institute lab creation wouldn’t even react so i went with Tucker. I know a bytch like that would cry. I want to catch him the minute he does that stupid retarded quizzical face

 

[Voice of Reason]

Great list.... but it has to be Tucker Carlson for me

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

Damn, this is a hard choice.
I went with Miller. Man is pure evil. I'd smack dude so hard, his hairline would grow back.

 

[The axe murderer]

Dude, what's to be accomplished from slapping a turtle's shell?

 

[EndDomination]

Such a difficult choice.

 

[New Jeruzalem Journalist]

Stephen Miller, final answer, no take backs.

There's not a political figure in America I'd enjoy beating the living shyt out of more than him.

 

[Dr. Acula]

Trump he is one of these dudes who talks tough but has bytch in him. Despite that you can tell he has avoided negative consequences his whole life for bad behavior.

It would humble him a lot and leave lasting mental damage. The other dudes you can tell had a life time of beatings growing up and that is why they are a$$holes now. Trump is the dude who never gotten his ass whooped by his parents long overdue for one.