You have a date with a bad chick at a new restaurant. You sit down, open the menu and see this:

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

2 waters

 

[Strapped]

let's go

 

[Raiders]

At the prices I must be in Mexico and its in pesos, so I'm still leaving because Im not spending $40 on a first date, she gotta be wifey and it must be her birthday and then we'll talk. as a matter of fact I dont pay for girls food so she is probably paying anyway so ima order what I want and say thanks babe, I appreciate this.

 

[MsBigHead]

order the new york angus with shaved black truffle. what else am I supposed to do? :bryantshrug:

Exactly....any nikka that would embarrass me by walking out of that restaurant is not worth it

 

[Higher Tech]

I would tell her that there's nothing she could do to get me to pay 500 bucks for food. Take it or leave it.
We can go back to my place. I can cook.

 

[Hijo de luna]

But every entre comes with 2 ounces of Ghost Train Haze

 

[Y2Dre]

Ask them if they take coli cash.

 

[Hugs]

ima show you somthin nasty after dinner - me

 

[MsBigHead]

I would tell her that there's nothing she could do to get me to pay 500 bucks for food. Take it or leave it.
We can go back to my place. I can cook.

You are 2 cute to be like this

I'll teach u

 

[DEAD7]

I've told every dinner date I've ever had(romantic or not) "whatever you want"

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

Dinner dates are reserved for wifey only. fukk I look like taking a random girl to a dinner

 

[Higher Tech]

You are 2 cute to be like this

I'll teach u

I think my best feature is my fiscal responsibility.

 

[Big Blue]

So you took the time to look up a place and make reservations but didn't check the prices?

Silly scenarios

Most upscale restaurants don't put their prices online

 

[MsBigHead]

I think my best feature is my fiscal responsibility.

And your worse feature is that u are a pacers fan

 

[cook]

That shyt could have came from the fountain of youth and filter through the goddess Aphrodite's p*ssy and I still wouldn't want it.

only the finest natural spring water