You have a date with a bad chick at a new restaurant. You sit down, open the menu and see this:

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

You wanted to impress her, aight nikka impress her

Dat 4.43 forty might turn her on

 

[Tommy Knocks]

order the new york angus with shaved black truffle. what else am I supposed to do? :bryantshrug:

 

[Regine Hunter]

better hit up five guys

 

[itsyoung!!]

If they are using American beef then its a complete fukkin' rip off..

European Cows taste different than American cows ?

 

[NobodyReally]

Yeah, no... I wouldn't even let a man take me to a restaurant like that if I didn't know him. The pressure/expectations after dropping that kinda cash

 

[Roid Jones]

Order whatever I wanted because when I make reservations I usually investigate prices, no that's too reasonable, I will slam the menu on the table and call her a bed wench and proceed to run to the coli and post #HOH...................fukkin idiots

 

[Gallo]

Get up and tell her we're leaving.

 

[3rdWorld]

European Cows taste different than American cows ?

Yes they do..
For the same reason a Free Range Grown Chicken tastes a lot different to one grown on hormones in a bio lab for kfc and cheap supermarkets. Cows that graze grass, taste different to those eating protein compounds..US beef is utter shyt, take it from me. Argentina and Botswana have the best beef in the world because of the methods they use. Japan as well. American beef like all American meat products are very very low grade. look it up if you think Im lying.

 

[RAX 010]

Me:We gotta get the fukk outta here babe
Bad bytch: Geez these prices are way to high daddy let's go
Me: Why don't we grab a couple bottles of wine some pizza and make it a Netflix kinda night

Bad bytch:Grrrrr daddy
Me:

 

[Uncle Trill]

Like I give a fukk what some bytch thinks. Ill tell her its too expensive and if she try play me, bytch bye.

Really not a hard question to be honest.

 

[Scott Larock]

she's looking over the menu like "i'm soooo hungry"



what do you do?

You watch too much TV.

 

[Box Cutta]

Yeah, no... I wouldn't even let a man take me to a restaurant like that if I didn't know him. The pressure/expectations after dropping that kinda cash

I'd be expecting you to do fukking backflips on my dikk after those prices.

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

she's looking over the menu like "i'm soooo hungry"



what do you do?

I thank God I'm in Trinidad and not America cuz that's the only place I'd see prices like that. 1000 TT's is only like $20 US.

 

[AkaDemiK]

this whole thread got me dying in the am...from these outrageous ass prices to yall replies...

 

[Turbulent]

if i was in a sitcom parallel universe, i would act as if everything is all good, scheme and try to make her order less somehow, sweating bullets when the bill comes, pay the bill with my credit card and then get a kiss goodnight on the cheek.

IRL i'd just apologize to her, tell her i didn't realize it was that much and tell her we're going somewhere else.

this has never happened to me because i usually know how much shyt costs when i go somewhere.