You have a date with a bad chick at a new restaurant. You sit down, open the menu and see this:

[jackswstd]

Are they cooking them steaks in butter made from gold

 

[nalej]

wtf is a "barefoot dinner"? For 2Gs that better mean I'm getting a footjob with whatever I'm eating.

And I would be upfront with her. Only a crazy bytch would think that a 600 dollar steak was a good idea anyways.

 

[LezJepzin]

At least the place had the prices on the menu

 

[KinksandCoils]

I'd tell him he would be crazy as hell to pay these prices. Let's just hit up apples bees or something like it.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

You wanted to impress her, aight nikka impress her

 

[mannyrs13]

That tomahawk tho.

 

[ThatTruth777]

tell her what you want.. then say girl you crazy I can make that for you, they don't know how to cook in here anyway let's go (and be internally on the inside)

 

[At30wecashout]

This scenario is silly as hell. BUUUUUUUUUUUUT, looking at the menu, I know a few BYOB spots on the northside of chicago that would serve similar food. We just pre-game with some Rex Goliath wine and pay no more than $15 per meal like a normal person. I have two certs, but they don't earn that much. Try dining and dashing from one of those joints and leave lookin mighty lumpy

 

[feelosofer]

Bruh, there are 5 star French cuisine restaurants that don't cost that much, I ate at one of Gordan Ramsey's joints for me and my wifes anniversary and the bill was only 350 and we got drunk.and ate our azzes off.

 

[Kenny West]

 

[observe]

If it's a quality female she'll be just as alarmed by the prices as I was.

Yup basically ... All my dates have been down to earth I wouldn't talk to some materialistic girl anyways so we wouldn't have that problem

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

she's looking over the menu like "i'm soooo hungry"



what do you do?

Smash a badder bytch off Backpage from a 10th to a 5th of those prices.

 

[3rdWorld]

If they are using American beef then its a complete fukkin' rip off..

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

600$ for some beef
And that prob doesnt include sides or drinks

 

[RTF]

Look her dead in the eyes and say