You have a date with a bad chick at a new restaurant. You sit down, open the menu and see this:

[MikelArteta]

Separate bills and just order water

 

[Smoke]

If it's a quality female she'll be just as alarmed by the prices as I was.

 

[Zach Lowe]

I'm a Coli baller so that's a small thing to a giant

 

[Zero]

"That ribeye sounds delicious "

 

[Mr Rager]

Close the menu and head to Mcdonalds

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Open that menu... Close that menu n tell her we going somewhere else... The fukk is so hard?

Nikkaz really be scared of they women

 

[Chrishaune]

Separate bills and just order water

You know that water would be about $100........"It came from the finest of taps".......

 

[QuintessentialBM]

If it's a quality female she'll be just as alarmed by the prices as I was.

 

[QuintessentialBM]

You know that water would be about $100........It came from the finest of taps.......

That shyt could have came from the fountain of youth and filter through the goddess Aphrodite's p*ssy and I still wouldn't want it.

 

[Diondon]

"Let me go to the bathroom real quick"

 

[GoPro]

there are high class hookers who don't cost as much as those meals so I'm telling ol girl straight up "We gotta go. "

 

[Medio]

bushes, on to the next

 

[WaddupDoe!]

Hit her with the then get up & tell her to have goodnight. Go to my car spark a plane & head to Wendys.

 

[kdub83]

Easy, walk the fukk out. fukk I look like. I know a bunch of places that have good steak for way less.

 

[Canon]

iwould be like and peace out