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Low End Derrick

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  • Ban @Nicole0416_646NYC
  • Remove Houston11 and the :evil::devil: dude as a mods
  • Un-Ban Reggie, Jimmy, Mikey, SirBiatch and any other breh incongruously banned
  • Open registration
  • Segregate new posters to a specific subforum for a month
  • Bring back custom smileys
  • Bring back the front page
  • Bring back groups
  • Bring back "who's watching thread" feature
  • Hire Coli brehs to oversee the Coli's social media pages (including that lawless hellhole Coli Discord sub)
  • Allow TikTok embedding
  • More awards, banners and competitions
 

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Eliminate smilies feature.
Right, it’s utterly ridiculous that people think usage of smilies conveys a point. There’s disagreement, and then there’s sheer idiocy.

Also eliminate daps. See when people just have to stand on their words/utter non-contributions to the site.

Banning posters with a bunch of posts and no threads :trash:
 

Obreh Winfrey

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Right, it’s utterly ridiculous that people think usage of smilies conveys a point. There’s disagreement, and then there’s sheer idiocy.

Also eliminate daps. See when people just have to stand on their words/utter non-contributions to the site.

Banning posters with a bunch of posts and no threads :trash:
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Pet/animal forum!

Live scrolling ticker of accurate reliable news feed

User-submission contests with real prizes (beats, raps, songs)
 

ADK

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Upgrade the software, Xenforo has way more features now.

Honestly I could build a better forum than The Coli functionally, Coli is pretty outdated rn but there’s a dedicated familiarity/userbase here so that’d be pointless. :manny:
 

Sukairain

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  • Un-Ban Reggie, Jimmy, Mikey, SirBiatch and any other breh incongruously banned

:whoa: Come on, I can't say for sure about the others, but SirBiatch was a fukking cancer on this forum. He ruined The Booth single-handed :scust:

What with his bullshyt hot takes, and his arrogant pontificating like he was some sort of authority on the subject when he grew up in Saudi Arabia and never heard a lick of hip-hop until he was practically a grown man, we are well rid of him.
 

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Give myself a supporter badge
 

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Site owners hold this gift:

  • $5 new user registration
  • Verification feature (optional but you cacs are done outchea) if you black you get the official stamp:takedat:
  • Monthly merch giveaways
  • $1 for "WOAT" posters to create a thread
  • Plat thread counter in your profile
  • Coli cash can be used for shyt (Highlight your thread for an hour, name changes, highlighted responses on threads, merch, no ads for a period of time )
  • Football league (coli cash prizes)
  • Boxing pickem league (coli cash prizes)
  • Live chat box under the banner, the fukkery will create itself :yeshrug:
 

Sukairain

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In ancient Athens, they used to have a custom, ostracism. At the end of each year everyone would get together and vote on who the single WOAT person in their society was, and that person would be exiled for a period of 10 years from the city, on pain of death if they ever got caught within the walls.

They did this to keep their community and their democracy healthy, and also as a reminder to everybody to make efforts each year to help your fellow citizens and not be a complete bag of worthless shyt. If you helped a few people out and were basically a decent person to the rest, then you could be sure that you wouldn't be voted out of the city. So it was a good incentive to act right.

I would adapt this practice to suit the purposes of The Coli, whereby winners of the annual WOAT awards would be banned for the whole next year. It's a good method for quality control, I think. Besides I never understood why people who win the WOATs actually stick around. I mean everyone has just publicly stated that they think you are a complete disgrace and that your presence here is bad for everybody. I wouldn't want to stick around in any place that makes it clear that I'm not wanted. "Take my talents elsewhere," to where I am welcome, is how I'd deal with it.
 
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