You know you getting old when

[Psychosis]

When your alma mater is asking If you want to join the grand alumni association

This one needs it's own thread. That shyt never ends. I legit feel like

to the alumni board

 

[brother walt]

when you trying to tell the young kids 50cent wasn't just on power

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

When you get annoyed at the fact that your neighbors grass is greener than yours

fukking bytch has zoysias

 

[puppetmaster]

When you're arguing with someone about how music in your days had substance... the same argument you used to be on the other end of...

defending the artistic merits and lyrics integrity of The Chronic or Doggystyle is in my near future. I can tell

"You see bytches ain't shyt but hoes and tricks was a metaphor. .. "

 

[Mowgli]

When you have to really consider if that small bag of hostess mini powdered donuts is worth sacrificing some Gains on your physique.

When you have to stop eating junk food because sacrificing gains on your physique isnt worth it

When you boycott sugary drinks because youre tired of sacrificing gains on your physique

When you decide to only drink water

When you realize you have to stretch before you excercise

When your physique looks better in the mirror then it does in a photograph.

 

[GoFlipAPack]

like it been said,when you not out the house before ten its a wrap and in the bed..knowing that the clubs dont get popping until after midnight

FML
This was 100% me on Saturday night

 

[Demon]

When you have to really consider if that small bag of hostess mini powdered donuts is worth sacrificing some Gains on your physique.

When you have to stop eating junk food because sacrificing gains on your physique isnt worth it

When you boycott sugary drinks because youre tired of sacrificing gains on your physique

When you decide to only drink water

When you realize you have to stretch before you excercise

When your physique looks better in the mirror then it does in a photograph.

all that sacrificing and you still look like a frail bitxh with a fukked up hairline that couldnt pull nothing but a modified cac bytch...

damn bruh...i love coming at you because youre a fukking fakkit...but shyt...now i feel kinda sorry for you breh

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

I went to the hardware store in some old Nautica jean shorts (with the hammer loop) because I needed a new spark plug for the lawn mower

Had my rec league T-shirt tucked in too

you coulda stopped here and this would've fit the thread perfectly. them saturdays at home depot

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

you coulda stopped here and this would've fit the thread perfectly. them saturdays at home depot

 

[Mowgli]

all that sacrificing and you still look like a frail bitxh with a fukked up hairline that couldnt pull nothing but a modified cac bytch...

damn bruh...i love coming at you because youre a fukking fakkit...but shyt...now i feel kinda sorry for you breh

Why, im swole, id beat the living shyt outta you with zero rage and youre broke while i have 6 figures. Feel sorry for yourself because your life = nothing.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

I started feeling like that recently, I could get into Future and Young Thug but Lil Boat and Lil Uzi Vert. Nooooooooo

My aging ears can not compute.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Bruh, when Tim Duncan retired and they talked about how long he was in the league, I was legit cuz I remember watching him at Wake Forest like it was yesterday

Just thinking about Melo, D.Wade, Dirk retiring
Having all those dope Slam magazine, Vibe, Jet, Rolling Stone covers too

 

[feelosofer]

When you hit the gym too hard and take 3 days to recover when you used to go everyday.

 

[cleanface coney]

when u get mad you gotta put some shoes on lol

 

[cleanface coney]

it still feel like 04 when you throw on a white tee lmao