You know your getting old when...

[Marco Zen]

If she came you wouldn't need to ask

Actually there was one time a girl told me she came twice & I ain't even notice.. I thought she was stopping me cause it hurt not because she came

Oh she told you that??? Really?? She did really?








....and you believed it didn't you.....bless yo heart.

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Who's this?

 

[Ricky Church]

you don't have to have a "mature" mindset to find them bytches badd.

 

[Soundwave]

When athletes you grew up watching have sons playing now.

When the athletes you grew up watching are

I remember when Kobe and Garnett got in the league and I said these dudes will never get old...now, they are hanging on barely in the late 30s...

How about being older than most of the athletes in sports nowadays

 

[Marco Zen]

Who's this?

Robin meade

 

[Xtraz2]

 

[kp404]

How about being older than most of the athletes in sports nowadays

Damn breh

 

[Turbulent]

How about being older than most of the athletes in sports nowadays

that shyt trips me out sometimes...watching the game and hearing about how the team needs such and such to be a leader in the locker room since he has a veteran role on the team and dude and dude is like 26-27...

 

[Remote]

I felt like I was getting old once I couldn't go out until 4am on the regular anymore.
And also when I couldn't identify with the hot songs on the radio.

Those two are when I really felt...yeah, this isn't my generation.

 

[You Win Perfect]

you know you're old when you are 50 years old. pretty simple. all that stuff listed has nothin to do with age.

 

[Wild self]

When all the movie stars you saw as a kid are senior citizen status.

When your parents go shopping and get senior citizen discounts

When your cousins you grew up with have kids in public school

When you actually have to watch what you eat.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

I been wanting to fukk Robin Meade since I was 14. I'm 23 now and STILL would, chick is fukkin fine as hell.

 

[Dada]

Can't recall names quickly. I know who I'm looking at but I have to travel a complex system of associations before being able to recall their name or, say, the name of a television show.

 

[ltheghost]

When your lil bro's friends want to go hang out again and you be like..."Damn nikka we just went out last night...I'm straight on the club"... Hangovers last for damn near half a day the next day.

 

[Wild self]

When your lil bro's friends want to go hang out again and you be like..."Damn nikka we just went out last night...I'm straight on the club"... Hangovers last for damn near half a day the next day.

Them hangovers past the age of 25 is no joke. Back when I was 18-22, I drank like a horse in parties, and still went to class the next day without problems. Now, If I get wasted that night, I can't recover till like 2 days later.