You know your getting old when...

[Marco Zen]

sorry but not all men are uncapable of making women orgasm

& for the record She usually didn't come when we was fukking.

She usually only came when I ate the p*ssy

Not all bytches lying breh

Ya see this the kind of shyt I'm talkin about. All I said was I stopped askin hos "did u cum"...

For whatever reason this made you yap a bunch of shyt about "that one bytch" that "TOLD YOU" she "came twice" and a bunch of other nonsense about eatin p*ssy and me being "UNcapable" lol

Dude if it makes you feel better about yourself believing all that then go for it.. Like I said I'm TOO OLD for that STUPID shyt lol

I hope it's clear this time

 

[LezJepzin]

When your mom always talk about retiring from her longtime job , IN TWO YEARS.

Girls I went to high school with now have kids who are in high school themselves .

The dude in my AVY is the face of your favorite sports franchise . I know he's talented as fukk but I grew up having Reggie Theus, Mitch Richmond, Chris Webber & Vlade Divac as my team captains. Boogie takes some time to get used to brehs.

When you cherish the times you get to go out with all of your boys now like they're special events cause they don't get out like they used to

 

[Soundwave]

at the thread turning into lusting after news anchors

... I ain't mad at it

 

[Exiled Martian]

when you catch an old cartoon flick / kids movie & notice the amount of blatant sexual references on display....

when cancelled social plans are your favourite social plans

when your tastebuds start liking shyte you loathed as a youngster

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

One is getting older when a mofo do not desire to go out at all. I do not like hanging out unless it is with my woman. I'll be 36 when our son turns 18.

 

[Gandolpiffini]

When Uncles and cousins from your younger days hit you with the "Boy i remember when you was this tall" and you don't remember them at all.
Then you turn into that Uncle and ya nephew don't remember you

living this now, im creeped breh

 

[observe]

When 18 year old kids call you OG..nikka I'm only 33

 

[Malik]

I'm already starting to feel like an old geezer at 25

 

[ls773]

-A girl hit me with a "I really like older men" recently, and i was thinking "well slut go find some then" then I realized she was talking about me.

-everytime I head up to ball I contemplate buying a sleeve or a brace for my knee.

-the africans(actual africans) that try and sell terrible weed around my building don't even ask me, i know they ask all the young people in the building.Its insulting.

- Retroing shoes that have come out since I've been an adult.

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

Who is that?

 

[DreadHead P]

I've been noticing lately that a surprise case of the bubbly guts now has the power to put a complete halt to all my immediate plans. I was invited to a party a few weeks back and I really wanted to go but my stomache was doin the most and I didn't wanna risk it, this can't be life

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

I've been noticing lately that a surprise case of the bubbly guts now has the power to put a complete halt to all my immediate plans. I was invited to a party a few weeks back and I really wanted to go but my stomache was doin the most and I didn't wanna risk it, this can't be life

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

You know you're old when you do not mind going to a strip club in the day time. lol. @TheStripper

 

[Marco Zen]

when you catch an old cartoon flick / kids movie & notice the amount of blatant sexual references on display....

when cancelled social plans are your favourite social plans

when your tastebuds start liking shyte you loathed as a youngster

I kno rite!!! Mfer be eatin the shyt out tomatoes squash and broccoli and shyt lol

 

[SpacelySprockets]

Not sure if thread is about getting old or sexy news anchor appreciation