You know you're fat when...

[Dog Based Gremlin]

You have a pack of hot dog weiners growing on the back of your neck

 

[.r.]

All you're Facebook friends are named after snacks "lil Debbie" "Graham Cracker" "Peach Melba" "Lorna Doone"

 

[.r.]

You're reading this thread, and you have a fan on, yet still sweating.

 

[Black Steph Curry]

You have a pack of hot dog weiners growing on the bac

I can't relate 2 tht shyt im built more like an Oregon defsensive end.
Im a mesomorph n my fat distributes evenly so ppl call me big not fat.

 

[Yo Mama]

When you pick up clothes of a rack and the sales person says try it on and it looks like yards of material and you say no way i can fit this its too big but you try it on and it fits or worse its too small!!!!!

 

[Yo Mama]

When you see some fatso who is like at least 3 times your size and your 3 year old says look mom she is fat like you.

 

[Yo Mama]

When you are taking a bath and you have to lift your stomach to wash under your gut.

 

[Yo Mama]

When you have several muffin tops so you look like a five layer cake.

 

[Yo Mama]

@MJ Simpson great thread but you got me all ptsd.

I need icecream and a comfy couch so i can keep.browsing these coli threads i missed out on during the week.

Then ima go for a run or power walk.

 

[Bumblebreh]

When size xl starts to feel a bit tight

 

[Black Steph Curry]

When size xl starts to feel a bit tight

What if you're 6'4? should i get my snoop dogg on?

 

[Bumblebreh]

What if you're 6'4? should i get my snoop dogg on?

nah you big and tall brehs get a pass

 

[lotteryplaya]

#teamfatman

 

[Actually6Foot3]

The only surefire way to know you're fat is if people call you "brave" when you post selfies on social media.

true just not this only works for women. Fat men don't have that luxury'.

 

[Devilinurear]

Tha skin on your inner thighs gets raw from tha friction of them rubbing up against each other when u walk.
Any more signs of bein a fatass? Let's talk about it

It gets harder and harder to tie your shoes