You know you're fat when...

[BaileyPark31]

When you pick up clothes of a rack and the sales person says try it on and it looks like yards of material and you say no way i can fit this its too big but you try it on and it fits or worse its too small!!!!!

 

[Black Steph Curry]

When you play a prank on your girl and put your dikk in a hot dog bun and it makes you hungry

Skinny nikka alert

 

[Genos]

To be fat as a black man you have to severely overeat, most our bodies are supposed to have low body fat. It's crazy how some of these young nikkas be looking

Where are you getting that from?

 

[BaldingSoHard]

The only surefire way to know you're fat is if people call you "brave" when you post selfies on social media.

I am howling breh .

 

[T.H.E.GOD]

When u no longer can look at your dikk as you pee.

 

[Sex Luthor]

Skinny nikka alert

Thanks. That's literally the first time anyone has called me skinny in my entire life. I'm fat but I can still see my dikk. That's all

 

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When rotund girls think they have a chance with you.

When you pop buttons on your dress shirts

When your dad gives you diet pills for Christmas...