“You think you hate this place more than me? I work here.”

[datnigDASTARDLY]

Whoever produced that music drop needs to win an Emmy

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

This man is fed up!

 

[Max.]

Hahhahahha

 

[MJ Truth]

It has seriously been my dream to become a billionaire and start a very successful business. And it would be company policy that we can talk to customers however. But our product is so good that they keep coming back

Lol that's essentially being a corner boy drug dealer. Talk to the fiends any type of way but they gotta keep coming back for that product.

 

[KingCesar]

Real talk though, as someone who’s worked retail before... it takes a special kind of dikkhead to walk into an establishment 5 minutes before closing and hold the employees up. If you absolutely NEED to be there, at least have the decency to get in and out.

Any a$$hole who comes in 5 minutes before close and proceeds to waste everyone’s time needs their ass kicked.

 

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[OGBobbyJohnson]

If you ever worked retail before this man is spitting the gospel lmfao

 

[Sauce and Footwork]

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I haven’t laughed at a skit in years. This was hilarious

 

[KING WILL]

Meatballs ain't that good...lmaoooo

Man..we started using that for everything...

 

[JLova]

Damn. Was just there yesterday

“The meatballs ain’t that good”

 

[JLova]

I don't seem the harm in asking about a sale that has recently passed. You 100% won't get a discount if you don't check.

I’m a “ you don’t get if you don’t ask” kind of person. The amount of snit I’ve gotten away with by just asking p. Could write a book.

 

[Yapdatfool]

OMG This is me at my job...

 

[Ziggiy]

“We can’t go backward time marches on” LMAO

 

[DrexlersFade]

 

[MaxBundles]

Thank you for bumping this thread! Dude is hilarious!