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Zero

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People really say this type of shyt thinking you haven't heard it 1 million times today lol. This is sadly not just retail but any job with any type of customer service.
*something doesn't scan properly*

"Oh, that must mean it's free, right? :troll:"

"Nah, that just means you won't be getting it :unimpressed:"

":francis:"

Everytime, I'd say it straight like that. shyt was the worst :snoop:
 

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This is nothing but facts :russ: retail is the WORST that shyt legit make you look at people different like “people can’t be this dumb “
"The sign say it's a dollar! :dwillhuh:"

"Right, and after taxes, it's $1.12 :unimpressed:"

"....but the sign say it's a dollar! :gucci:"

"You still have to pay tax sir :unimpressed:"

"Ain't there a way you can take taxes off? :francis:"

*internally* "nikka... :mjtf: :snoop:"

"No sir, there isn't :unimpressed:"

"Aiight bro, whatever :aicmon:"

*pulls out a fresh $20*

*internally* ":merchant::mindblown::pacspit:"


I never thought I was capable of murder until I got behind a register.
 

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"The sign say it's a dollar! :dwillhuh:"

"Right, and after taxes, it's $1.12 :unimpressed:"

"....but the sign say it's a dollar! :gucci:"

"You still have to pay tax sir :unimpressed:"

"Ain't there a way you can take taxes off? :francis:"

*internally* "nikka... :mjtf: :snoop:"

"No sir, there isn't :unimpressed:"

"Aiight bro, whatever :aicmon:"

*pulls out a fresh $20*

*internally* ":merchant::mindblown::pacspit:"


I never thought I was capable of murder until I got behind a register.

dawg, I had a dude try to return a empty can of peanuts cause it says some shyt like if you don’t like it in seven days money back. I told him man get outta here you ate the whole damn can :gucci:
 

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I used to make sly sarcastic remarks to customers when I was at Comcast.

I'd set up an appointment to someone and schedule it 2 days away.

Cac customer: "Why do I have to wait so long. I look out the window, and I see all of these Comcast vans passing by"

Me: "Sir, that's because they are enroute to other APPOINTMENTS. They're not out there patrolling the streets like the police or something." :heh:
 
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People really say this type of shyt thinking you haven't heard it 1 million times today lol. This is sadly not just retail but any job with any type of customer service.
Anyone who’s spent any time working a call center will have heard the same damn lottery joke a million times within the span of a week.
 
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