“You think you hate this place more than me? I work here.”

[old pig]

It has seriously been my dream to become a billionaire and start a very successful business. And it would be company policy that we can talk to customers however. But our product is so good that they keep coming back

I remember there was a restaurant whose gimmick was shytty customer service...dunno if it’s still around

*edit*

the one I had in mind is ‘dikk’s last resort’ no dame...apparently there’s another spot called ‘the wiener’s circle’...I’m noticing a pattern with the names

 

[Rain]

I'm crying

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

This cac was speaking to my soul. Those retail days weren’t fun at all.

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

This is nothing but facts retail is the WORST that shyt legit make you look at people different like “people can’t be this dumb “

 

[daemonova]

Go to the back and look for it, this ain't 1985, it don't work like that anymore

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

"you want the sale from 15 years ago too?"

"Can you check in the back? The back ain't some magical place."

AIN'T shyt BACK BACK THERE BUT OUR SCHEDULES.

 

[jerzboy]

It has seriously been my dream to become a billionaire and start a very successful business. And it would be company policy that we can talk to customers however. But our product is so good that they keep coming back

hit your local West Indian (Jamaican) restaurant. Never fails that the customer service is bad, but the food is so good we always come back. I swear I think it’s part of the restaurant’s credentials

 

[Chico's Bail Bonds]

My favorite was always: customer makes a dumbass “suggestion” that only benefits them.

Me: mmm thanks I’ll take that in advisement

customer: why don’t you tell your manager, maybe you’ll get a promotion!

Like yeah thanks Steven. When I become ceo I’ll send you a copy of my first check

 

[Dad]

 

[Regular Developer]

I don't seem the harm in asking about a sale that has recently passed. You 100% won't get a discount if you don't check.

 

[Genos]

Once again, tik tok is the best app. I've seen this cac a few times and spits that retail truth

 

[Neuromancer]

They had it on the website, they have a lot of things on there like employees smiling.

 

[jackswstd]

I could never work retail, I’d end up choking someone before lunch.

 

[Imhotep]

We dont thank our donors...

This isnt PBS!!!!!!