You wake up and...

[Germms]

This bird is at the end of your bed about to take your shyt clean off.

What's your first move?

 

[Easy-E]

BJJ

 

[010101]

this why you sleep with the broom in reach

sweep bigg.birds head clean off

*

 

[Betty Draper]

What type of bird is that?

 

[Banned Account12]

bruh wtf

 

[Black Nate Grey]

Brazilian-Jiu-Jitsu


Ez.

Gonna have bird for dinner

 

[DaPresident]

I keep a machete right beside my bed for emergencies....


I think this qualify as an emergency.

 

[RNS]

Wtf is that...shyt look like it could pick up a grown ass man

 

[rbksNgirbauds]

and u just kno its waiting on u to make any sudden movements

 

[Germms]

What type of bird is that?

Harpy Eagle. Aint shyt harpy about that mf.

 

[Cat piss martini]

I aint scared of food.

 

[Heafcliffe]

Bird perched on the footboard like....

"What up, dinner....."

 

[Germms]

BJJ

Brazilian-Jiu-Jitsu


Ez.

Gonna have bird for dinner

Yall guts gone be on the carpet. Claws gone have yall intestines looking like mincemeat.

 

[Betty Draper]

Harpy Eagle. Aint shyt harpy about that mf.

Thanks! I’m gonna google about it, looks interesting...and wild.

 

[collateral.]

Kip-up in that bed and super kick that ugly bird’s beak off like prime Shawn Michaels.