You wake up and...

[Magic Mulatto]

MF creeped me out at first

But after going back to the OP to take another look at it, bird kinda cute actually

 

[Geek Nasty]

Any bird with that zesty ass crest HAS to be sweet. I slap the lemmings out of his mouth and make baked chicken

 

[SAINT]

Demonic

 

[Wild self]

If I live in a rural area after I become wealthy, I gotta cop a burner. Gotta clap anything that can rip human flesh with the quickness.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Turn him in to my minion

 

[King Frost]

 

[BornStar]

I'd punch a hole through that birds chest.

 

[Swirv]

Wrapping that fool like a burrito with my blanket. Then A town stomp that birdy.

 

[Vεnεficα]

I'm only 5'3 that motherfukker probably could pick my ass up and fly off with me

 

[Hagendas]

Grown ass " men "scared of a chicken what a time to be alive

 

[Stacks]

Son 100% knows where the Eyes Wide Shut party’s at

 

[Gold]

Dinosaur with feathers

 

[fkthisgaysite]

fakkit bird gets punched the fukk out

 

[Devilinurear]

This bird is at the end of your bed about to take your shyt clean off.

What's your first move?

1. I only use my bed for two things. Sleeping and fukking. So if I see this bird I got to question my life choices and lay of the drugs because how I wake up with this bird in my bed.

Then I tell the bird what my bed is for then I kill it for violating

 

[ajnapoleon]

I'm only 5'3 that motherfukker probably could pick my ass up and fly off with me

Damn near anything can get you Breh

That’s “you have to pay for p*ssy” height


That bird should be the least of your worries