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Shane Douglas - He just really annoyed me as an overall talent. His shoot style promos came off as try hard and his in-ring talent was just real average to me. Not as good as his ego dictated.

Justin Credible - Super average basic guy who got way too over pushed in ECW's final days. His look was terrible and he wasn't talented enough to supersede that to me. His promos were really corny and cringeworthy.

Jerry Lynn - it's only in doing this that I realize I got 3 ECW guys in here, but so be it. Always found him overrated and never cared for his work outside of the RVD matches. The exact moment I can actually pinpoint when I found out I didn't like him was when as baby face ROH champion, he stopped to argue with a fan and sounded like a whiney bytch in the process right before a title defense (Manhattan Mayhem 3?). He's an average worker with a terrible look and the whole growling metal head antics are cliche to me. Meh.

The Nasty Boys - I can't say I've seen much of their work to really say this, as I knew they sucked so never chose to watch their matches, but their debut in TNA in 2010 was a moment I can remember hating. Outside of the LOD killing them and their battle with Cactus Jack and Maxx Payne, I never wanted to watch anything they did.

I can't actually say Khali because he entertained me in a wrestlecrap-ish way. If Hornswoggle counts he rounds out my top 5, because fukk that guy. Outside of WeeLC I never enjoyed anything he did.
 

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2. Konnan: Dangerous piece of shyt, comically bad, horrible promos, some how got so much fukking screen time in WCW despite being utter dog shyt at everything there is to do in wrestling. Made everyone around him intensely unlikable. An absolute black hole.

You're smarter than this. Konnan was the plug to the luchadores. Lot of them only came over because Konnan had their back.
 

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What does Hideo Itami have to do with you being a fan of large immovable charisma-deficient wrestlers?
When did I say any of this?

Edit: and don't reply unless you can show where I said ANYTHING about Itami or being a fan of "large immovable" wrestlers?

Receipts or I'm negging you.
 
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You're smarter than this. Konnan was the plug to the luchadores. Lot of them only came over because Konnan had their back.

He also took the most liberties of anyone I've ever seen in wrestling against all of them, because they "owed him" and should put him over. His importance in bringing in the lucha dudes and WCW's undercard in general is highly over rated, since a good portion of them had been scouted and in WCW at various points before Konnan even showed up. WCW was aggressive at bringing in international talent at the time, and you'll notice that most of the guys they brought in had worked with NJ, which was more important to getting on WCW's radar than Konnan. Almost all of the cruiser dudes, even luchadores, did time in NJPW or WAR. They weren't bringing in random AAA guys because of Konnan.

His relation to the cruisers has nothing to do with his quality as a wrestling performer or my enjoyment of it. He was fukking garbage on every conceivable level.
 
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Eric Watts - Arguably the worst wrestler of all time
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When did I say any of this?

Edit: and don't reply unless you can show where I said ANYTHING about Itami or being a fan of "large immovable" wrestlers?

Receipts or I'm negging you.

You said "current crop of indy fukkboys", well, I'm not really a fan of Itami, so I figured he'd fall in line with them. And as far as receipts for "large immovable wrestlers", like a female complaining about there being no good men yet she's only attracted to no good men, you're bound to expose yourself in the next Raw/SD threads, so I'll have them then champ
 

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Hugh Morris- was always a boring midcarder to me. When I think of him I think of WCW Saturday Night ( I did love that show tho. 6:05 on TBS)


Bastion Booger was a disgusting piece of shyt and when I was a kid I hated him because his wrestling gear was always dingy but I didn't know then thats all apart of his gimmick. To this day I think hes WOAT tho and im sure he smelt like stank underarms

Giant Gonzales- what a waste of money and time but he fleeced two promotions for paychecks and couldnt even wrestle so more power to him

Kevin Sullivan- I hated Dungeon of Doom with every fiber of my being. His old promo pictures were demonic filth, his Boston accent is unbearable and I never thought he was the genius everyone makes him out to be.
Supposedly he helped convince Hogan to turn heel tho so maybe im just a hater because that obviously ended up working out pretty well

Baron Corbin- My current WOAT. Boring, corny, every match I seen him in is a snorefest and he pretty much has change the channel heat with me
 
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1. Brian Knobs: Fat, dangerous piece of shyt who should have died in the 90s

2. Konnan: Dangerous piece of shyt, comically bad, horrible promos, some how got so much fukking screen time in WCW despite being utter dog shyt at everything there is to do in wrestling. Made everyone around him intensely unlikable. An absolute black hole.

3. Jim Duggan: Similar to Konnan but not dangerous

4. Vampiro: Same as Konnan, but at least with a cooler look

5. Kendo Nagasai (Japan version): fukk him
All right so this is new....what 'liberties' was konnan taking? I never heard this and I have watched A LOT of konnan matches...never really thought he was botch prone or sloppy. The nWo konnan gimmick was super lame but he got OVER AS HELL leading to the wolfpack run, that is unarguable. He had a cool move set like that rolling lariat, submission finisher....i dont get the kdawg hate outside of the arriba la raza viva mexico repetitive shyt...and his conditioning which honestly didnt matter in 96-99 nitro cause his matches were short as hell
 

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All right so this is new....what 'liberties' was konnan taking? I never heard this and I have watched A LOT of konnan matches...never really thought he was botch prone or sloppy. The nWo konnan gimmick was super lame but he got OVER AS HELL leading to the wolfpack run, that is unarguable. He had a cool move set like that rolling lariat, submission finisher....i dont get the kdawg hate outside of the arriba la raza viva mexico repetitive shyt...and his conditioning which honestly didnt matter in 96-99 nitro cause his matches were short as hell


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Its fukking super calo and early juve....most of those were vs shyt luchadores who botched every damn week...

All the heat he gets? Ive never heard about anyhing but his cardio not his workrate.
 

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Its fukking super calo and early juve....most of those were vs shyt luchadores who botched every damn week...

All the heat he gets? Ive never heard about anyhing but his cardio not his workrate.

He didn't have "workrate". He put in zero effort and had zero skill. He was dangerous, reckless, selfish, and drew as much attention as possible to the fact that everything you're watching is fake, which is the worst thing a wrestler can do during a match. Then you had his promos, which were just stealing shyt from various rappers. Then you had his insanely stereotyped Mexican accent when this mother fukker was Cuban and grew up in Boston/Florida.

There's a reason no one can name a good Konnan match, and if they do, it's from Mexico and no one has actually watched it, they just repeated something Meltzer said 25 years ago. His highest rated match is Cien Caras vs. Jake Roberts vs. Konnan and anyone that has watched that knows it is an absolute shyt show. Barely even a match, more like a 15 minute angle. But that was his highest rated match because Meltzer has always had a hard on for overrating international wrestling because that shows how much smarter you are than the average fan. Konnan is, was, and will always be absolute garbage.
 
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