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I'm aware that objectively he wasn't a "bad" wrestler (though I always thought he was SUPER overrated by the IWC back then).

I just didn't like him or ever want to watch him.

I was pretty young when I formed my opinion on him. Maybe if he came along now I would appreciate his work more :ld:

You were on wrestling forums back then ? :jbhmm:
 

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Can't believe no one else mentioned Eric Watts. Dude was booked over everyone in the early 90's and the announcers were forced to make him look like a superstar because of his dad.

He's also the owner of the worst dropkick ever and di it every match.

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Here's the back story on who this match looks stiff:

A couple months before, Virgil asked me if he could borrow my Doggystyle tape so he could copy it. I said no problem, just give it back when you're done. So a month goes by, and I ask for my tape back, and he said he's been busy and hasn't had a chance but he would return it the first chance he got. The night of this match, Virgil comes in the back, and he hands me a blank cassette and told me he lost my cassette, but recorded me a copy. I have steam coming out of my ears at this point, but hey, I at least have Snoop I can listen to before my matches, and I tell him to get the fukk out. I pop it into my walkman, and I hear this:

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Now I'm beside myself here. Scott's laughing his ass off and Shawn is joining him, even though he has no idea why I'm mad. Later that night, we were walking in the back, and I saw Virgil with his back towards us, talking to someone. I smacked the shyt out of him and told him be better get me a new fukking tape or I'd break his jaw. Thankfully he got me a brand new copy a few days later and everything was all good.
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Spirit Squad - 1 of the worst gimmicks Vince ever came up with and not to mention all 5 (Dolph included) were ASS in the ring. Automatic change the channel status. Dolph stating that he came up as a male cheerleader reminded me how much I hated them no kayfabe.
Blue Meanie - the fukk?
Billy Kidman - His theme songs carried him :yeshrug: that hasty feud w/ Hogan was :beli:
Eugene - :smh: at this shyt ever leaving a production meeting let alone lasting for years.
Aksana - literal bathroom break. When she got deavored I was surprised she was still there.
 
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He didn't have "workrate". He put in zero effort and had zero skill. He was dangerous, reckless, selfish, and drew as much attention as possible to the fact that everything you're watching is fake, which is the worst thing a wrestler can do during a match. Then you had his promos, which were just stealing shyt from various rappers. Then you had his insanely stereotyped Mexican accent when this mother fukker was Cuban and grew up in Boston/Florida.

There's a reason no one can name a good Konnan match, and if they do, it's from Mexico and no one has actually watched it, they just repeated something Meltzer said 25 years ago. His highest rated match is Cien Caras vs. Jake Roberts vs. Konnan and anyone that has watched that knows it is an absolute shyt show. Barely even a match, more like a 15 minute angle. But that was his highest rated match because Meltzer has always had a hard on for overrating international wrestling because that shows how much smarter you are than the average fan. Konnan is, was, and will always be absolute garbage.

Alright so rick steiner seems to agree and had some stories that made me see what you meant


The match he was referring to:



Steiner beat the shyt out of konnan all night
 
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Triple H
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Sandman
Cobra

Honorable mention to Kevin Nash, Public Enemy (R.I.P.), & Dave Sullivan
 
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Here's the back story on who this match looks stiff:

A couple months before, Virgil asked me if he could borrow my Doggystyle tape so he could copy it. I said no problem, just give it back when you're done. So a month goes by, and I ask for my tape back, and he said he's been busy and hasn't had a chance but he would return it the first chance he got. The night of this match, Virgil comes in the back, and he hands me a blank cassette and told me he lost my cassette, but recorded me a copy. I have steam coming out of my ears at this point, but hey, I at least have Snoop I can listen to before my matches, and I tell him to get the fukk out. I pop it into my walkman, and I hear this:

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Now I'm beside myself here. Scott's laughing his ass off and Shawn is joining him, even though he has no idea why I'm mad. Later that night, we were walking in the back, and I saw Virgil with his back towards us, talking to someone. I smacked the shyt out of him and told him be better get me a new fukking tape or I'd break his jaw. Thankfully he got me a brand new copy a few days later and everything was all good.
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for me, its:

bob backlund -- why they let that geriatric fukk in the ring
crash and/or hardcore holly -- corny, stupid, couldn't wrestle, etc.
ba billy gunn -- no charisma, couldn't wrestle, etc.
glacier -- lol was he supposed to be a mortal kombat character? blatant sub-zero rip off
the barbarian -- boring, no selling, etc
 

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for me, its:

bob backlund -- why they let that geriatric fukk in the ring
crash and/or hardcore holly -- corny, stupid, couldn't wrestle, etc.
ba billy gunn -- no charisma, couldn't wrestle, etc.
glacier -- lol was he supposed to be a mortal kombat character? blatant sub-zero rip off
the barbarian -- boring, no selling, etc

:dwillhuh: I can get people maybe being bored with Backlund, although I find him fascinating to watch. Always entertaining even if it is just for how weird he was being. But how does someone not like Barbarian? A big fukking hoss who spent the majority of his career booting jobbers in the face.

:laff: did you make these shyts

Well I run a website that is primarily based around reviews and gifs, so yes.
 

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:dwillhuh: I can get people maybe being bored with Backlund, although I find him fascinating to watch. Always entertaining even if it is just for how weird he was being. But how does someone not like Barbarian? A big fukking hoss who spent the majority of his career booting jobbers in the face.



Well I run a website that is primarily based around reviews and gifs, so yes.

Dope site. You use squarespace?
 

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:salute:Yeah. It's pretty good.

I started a site on there but I only put the coming soon page up. Didn't know it had as much customization as I see on your site, gonna start back working on it :salute:

:whew: read your propaganda article just now :whew: the part about racism is why i've been really torn on being a fan of wrestling. it's hard to shake something that has been a big part of your life since a youth but there's just too much to ignore.
 
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