You're helping your mom bring in the groceries and OUT OF NO WHERE A NINJA PUTS A SWORD TO HER NECK

[JayStarwind]

4. I need the cardio and the Ys near me are new/clean

 

[Turbulent]

For some reason, number 7 seems more disgusting than number 6

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

For some reason, number 7 seems more disgusting than number 6

It's hilarious that nobody is fukking with 6 AT ALL

 

[Th3Birdman]

3.

Cause I'm still showering, which is better than sanitizing (Soap > Sanitizer)

 

[Reflected]

Ride an NYC Subway from one borough to another, bare handed the entire time, hand on railings and everything, then immediately get off the train and eat a sandwich with your bare hands. THERE and BACK

Going with this, which isn't nearly as bad as it sounds, at all.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Gas station would probably just be pollock which is fish they use for imitation crab and that is cooked

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Going with this, which isn't nearly as bad as it sounds, at all.

This I was on an aircraft carrier too. 3,000 people touching the same handrails and shyt 24/7. My immune system good...lived homeless...I'm good over here.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Gas station would probably just be pollock which is fish they use for imitation crab and that is cooked

It's tuna and salmon

With Roe

 

[thefloorislava]

Sushi easily, worst case scenario I just get the shyts

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Sushi easily, worst case scenario I just get the shyts

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I chose the gas station sushi. I mean, it's just one long night of pain, right? Right?

 

[42 Monks]

if you eat that gas station sushi you can't get into heaven

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

if you eat that gas station sushi you can't get into heaven

it is deceptively the most dangerous option IMO

 

[Ohene]

riding the subway but not touching any bars. if i fall on my ass so be it

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

riding the subway but not touching any bars. if i fall on my ass so be it

Ride an NYC Subway from one borough to another, bare handed the entire time, hand on railings and everything, then immediately get off the train and eat a sandwich with your bare hands. THERE and BACK

you just killed ya moms