You're out with your girl....

[-G$-]

so is the consensus relentless dikk punching?

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

I will marry her and have children or do I already have children ?

 

[flea]

I'll take about 20 steps back, run full speed towards him, and try to catch him with a running haymaker as hard as i can across his chin, hopin i break my hand on it. I aint wasting three years over a fukk nikka

 

[Mowgli]

You have been with her for 3 years, will marry her and have children with her, and tonight you two hit up a club because you read a thread by @CrimsonTider stating you're a weirdo if you dont. For 3 years, you have been telling your girl about how nice you are with your hands, and how many ass whippings you have given to people prior to meeting her.

When you get to the club this man -

Hector Lombard Highlights ~ Unstoppable - YouTube


Has been staring at your girl from the second she walked in, 10 minutes after your arrival he makes his way over to you and your girl while you are dancing. He looks you in the eye and says in broken English "I fuh you girl maricón" then shoves you out the way and proceeds to dagger your girl like so -

There are no weapons, and your girl is yelling out "Show him the hands!!!" , everyone in the club is looking at you and he keeps his eyes locked on you while calling you a maricón & dry humping your girl into a coma. What do you do in this situation :what1:

I look at my girl like and dissapear into the crowd looking like a coward. Lombard continues molesting my woman. 10 seconds later as the crowd merges back together i reemerge holding a bar stool by 1 leg, stealthily walk up to that nikka and crack him over the head at 90 percent power 2 times then say

*BABY GET THE CAR, GO GO GO GO GO GO *

Then when we've escaped and are driving away leaving the club in the dust we look at each other like this,

 

[Ohene]

edit:

 

[Ohene]

Mike Tyson Shadowboxing - YouTube

I think I might have to tell my girl that she shouldn't have been dressed so provocatively and brought this evil upon us.

I'd inform Hector and Mike that I'd prefer it if she was home by 11pm and just leave the country after.

The imagery of a nikka negotiating with Hector. Compromising on a curfew and how far sexually he can go

 

[Black]

i'll just say you got it breh and go home.

 

[Malta]

I look at my girl like and dissapear into the crowd looking like a coward. Lombard continues molesting my woman. 10 seconds later as the crowd merges back together i reemerge holding a bar stool by 1 leg, stealthily walk up to that nikka and crack him over the head at 90 percent power 2 times then say

*BABY GET THE CAR, GO GO GO GO GO GO *

Then when we've escaped and are driving away leaving the club in the dust we look at each other like this,

I think your solution is the best, treat it like a hostage situation and then later attack when he thinks everything is good.

I may need to go over hostage protocols with my girl so we have a plan just in case Alistar Overeem is in the club and Bigfoot isn't around to scare him. I don't want her getting that stockholm syndrome though and falling in love with her captor :what1:

 

[Mowgli]

The power of brazillian jiujitsu against monsters like Lombard.

 

[Squirtle]

I dont give a fukk, I'm hitting him in the head with a bottle.

 

[Ohene]

But even if you get your ass kicked, you risk your girl leaving you because you lied about them hands and embarrassed her.

 

[Mowgli]

I think your solution is the best, treat it like a hostage situation and then later attack when he thinks everything is good.

I may need to go over hostage protocols with my girl so we have a plan just in case Alistar Overeem is in the club and Bigfoot isn't around to scare him. I don't want her getting that stockholm syndrome though and falling in love with her captor :what1:

I mean a guy who trains 8 hours a day to kill with his hands and feet is not someone you wanna just run up on willy nilly trying to do a rear naked choke. The thought of fukking it up is enough to make a nikka go get that stool. Ill buy a bottle of vodka from the bartender and just buss that nikka on the side of his head if i got to. Trained fighters dont be going down from average punches and techniques. Only way im taking my chances on a clean rear naked choke is if my girls life is in jeopardy. If shes just getting molested i think she can wait 10 - 30 seconds will i get a plan B in motion.

 

[Mowgli]

If your girl dont have some high grade pepper spray/mace in her purse you lost by default. My girl keep the mace, i got the blade. If its going down and its serious, hes getting blinded and poked then we out. If you're girl aint down to see a man harming you get obliterated, you lost.

 

[Malik]

Man, he can have her....I'll find another one

 

[Lewis Black]

Since this a black hood club im guessing nobody knows spanish

Lewis black: hector relajarse, no es que el hombre serio, por favor no infront mi niña hector

Hector:

Lewis black: PPor favor hector acaba de salir de cáncer tiene mi madre y estoy tryna relajarse

Black people in the club: Damn he telling that nikka

Hector: Ok *leaves club*

Lewis black: And dont you bring your burnt mexican ass over here you rice and beans eating fakkit

My girl:

Me: