You're out with your girl....

[Mowgli]

Since this a black hood club im guessing nobody knows spanish

Lewis black: hector relajarse, no es que el hombre serio, por favor no infront mi niña hector

Hector:

Lewis black: PPor favor hector acaba de salir de cáncer tiene mi madre y estoy tryna relajarse

Black people in the club: Damn he telling that nikka

Hector: Ok *leaves club*

Lewis black: And dont you bring your burnt mexican ass over here you rice and beans eating fakkit

My girl:

Me:

Hector is from Cuba.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Since this a black hood club im guessing nobody knows spanish

Lewis black: hector relajarse, no es que el hombre serio, por favor no infront mi niña hector

Hector:

Lewis black: PPor favor hector acaba de salir de cáncer tiene mi madre y estoy tryna relajarse

Black people in the club: Damn he telling that nikka

Hector: Ok *leaves club*

Lewis black: And dont you bring your burnt mexican ass over here you rice and beans eating fakkit

My girl:

Me:

He said it wasn't a hood club.

 

[GoPro]

Ol lady 15 mins later: WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME?!

PoPo/Smokey: Girl, Im high

 

[Morethan1]

I would go to the car and get the 4way out the,trunk and beat the shyt out of him

 

[Lewis Black]

Hector is from Cuba.

they speak spanish

 

[Higher Tech]

Beer bottle to the face, then kick him in the dikk. Then stab with said broken bottle, and continue kickin in the dikk.



You ain't dry humpin my fukkin girl.

 

[Mowgli]

Beer bottle to the face, then kick him in the dikk. Then stab with said broken bottle, and continue kickin in the dikk.



You ain't dry humpin my fukkin girl.

nikka wake up 3 years later talkin bout

YOU AINT DRY HUMPIN MY GIRL!!!!!

 

[Banned Account12]

you coli nikkas stay gettin high and coming up with the craziest shyt

 

[Malta]

you coli nikkas stay gettin high and coming up with the craziest shyt

All natural bruh, this thought process is not aided by weed :what1:

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

While he's dry humping my girl I sneak up on him from behind and use one bottle to pour in his eyes and another bottle to smash over his head. After it breaks I proceed to stab the nikka for every hump he took. Take his money out his pockets and blow it with my girl at another club

 

[Nintendough]

Pee on him while he is dry humping her....then fall down and pretend to be pissy drunk. When he swoops down to attack I kick him in the nuts and give him the rowdy roddy piper eye poke.

 

[god shamgod]

Im doin this I aint gettin put in icu for no chick

 

[Malta]

Pee on him while he is dry humping her....then fall down and pretend to be pissy drunk. When he swoops down to attack I kick him in the nuts and give him the rowdy roddy piper eye poke.

I think I'm gonna start rolling around with a bag of mist like the Great Muta and Tajiri for situations like this, just talk calmly in someones face then -

 

[Wildin]

Id say "Hey man, I dont want no trouble " I'd dap my girl and pull her in close and whisper in her ear

Spoiler

In 2 minutes drop to the floor.....

Id leave with my hands up lookin shook as fukk then in about 1min 45 seconds

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

The whole premise of the thread is bogus, who would put themselves in mortal danger to earn the respect of Crimsontider (no disrespect dude)