Only one thing i can do breh 
Just gotta grab my nuts and hope for the best
Just gotta grab my nuts and hope for the best
You're out with your girl....
- Thread starter Malta
- Start date
nikkas in here talkin bout "oh id just grab a bottle
"....yall would get washed real quick. Lombard is notorious for being a hot head and going full bore in sparring....so you know hes been in more than his fair share of street fights. Dude might fukk around and eat a bottle like scooby snacks...
"....yall would get washed real quick. Lombard is notorious for being a hot head and going full bore in sparring....so you know hes been in more than his fair share of street fights. Dude might fukk around and eat a bottle like scooby snacks...
Action Jackson
Can I live
All it takes is 30 seconds for him to leave you eating through a straw and an arm that's bent the wrong way. That first dude he knocked out was 6"3, and the tallest person he's choked out is 6"4, keeping your distance is easier said than done if you're not trained to fight. He's used to eating punches, you're not and he won't respect your punching power
And when it comes to Southpaws, he's fought more right handed fighters than you've fought left handed, they almost always have the advantage
Hes probably fought as many lefties as i have. I can write with both and fight with both. I know I won't ko his ass that's why I won't try to. My plan is to buy time and not let him get to me but I still have to stand my ground at the same time. If I keep that body between us I have enough reach to catch him with a few solid jabs. I know i wont hurt him but it doesn't take the hardest punch to make a nose bleed. At that point his only shot at getting to me is throwing my girl out of the way. If he does that I might act like i slipped and go fetal on him or run like hell thru the crowd but I probably won't. Got too much pride for that and I've never been scared of no man. First rule for trained fighters: never approach a street fight like a mma or boxing fight. Not saying I'm the toughest dude but I can last at least a min sticking and moving before he gets me to the ground. Once I'm there I grab on for my life and bite the shyt outta the dude. His ears, face, arms. He ain't rearranging my shyt without a fight.
In the cage I shyt myself breh but in real life I got a shot to hold him off til security arrives. I don't have to win.
Plus I've bounced for 6 years, he's in my territory.
he's lucky if I don't smash a pint glass and sign my name on his forehead.
I'd try to
to the best of my abilities, even though I know I'd fukk myself up in the process.
Hes probably fought as many lefties as i have. I can write with both and fight with both. I know I won't ko his ass that's why I won't try to. My plan is to buy time and not let him get to me but I still have to stand my ground at the same time. If I keep that body between us I have enough reach to catch him with a few solid jabs. I know i wont hurt him but it doesn't take the hardest punch to make a nose bleed. At that point his only shot at getting to me is throwing my girl out of the way. If he does that I might act like i slipped and go fetal on him or run like hell thru the crowd but I probably won't. Got too much pride for that and I've never been scared of no man. First rule for trained fighters: never approach a street fight like a mma or boxing fight. Not saying I'm the toughest dude but I can last at least a min sticking and moving before he gets me to the ground. Once I'm there I grab on for my life and bite the shyt outta the dude. His ears, face, arms. He ain't rearranging my shyt without a fight.
In the cage I shyt myself breh but in real life I got a shot to hold him off til security arrives. I don't have to win.
Plus I've bounced for 6 years, he's in my territory.
You talk about ur territory....breh ud have a greater chance of just ending up gravely injured if u took him on in a closed quarters setting like a club or bar. You think ur gonna get range?
Hed close the distance real quick, cut your range off, and then your head with short hooks and uppercuts...You wouldnt see em coming at all either. ...and u talk about locking up and it going to the ground? 
Dude has olympic caliber Judo and is built like a shyt brick house with a low center of gravity....he would fukking ragdoll u then put you through a table no Art Barr. Boy stop
I'd try to
to the best of my abilities, even though I know I'd fukk myself up in the process.
fake.
bam margera was kicked right on the head with both feet and stood up like nothing happened.
Last edited by a moderator:
@CrimsonTider what thread did you say that "If you don't go to the club, you a weirdo"
Last edited by a moderator:
Action Jackson
Can I live
You talk about ur territory....breh ud have a greater chance of just ending up gravely injured if u took him on in a closed quarters setting like a club or bar. You think ur gonna get range?
You didn't see the Tim Boetsch fight did you? Dude kept Hector at a distance with mostly front kicks. He went the distance with your super hero and won the decision.
I'm not saying im going to win, I'm saying in this scenario I'm not backing down and alls I have to do is last a min or so til help arrives. Other than running like a bytch thats the best plan I can try to execute.
Breh...first off Boestch is a professional fighter. Secondly, it was a sanctioned fight in an octagon where he had room to strategize with leg kicks. You think youre gonna pull that shyt off in a bar or club?
Theres a reason why Tim, who is known to go toe to toe and wreck shyt, would not dare trade with Hector. Its not about me considering him a superhero....its called looking at shyt realistically. Ive trained in various martial arts and boxing for quite some time....and ill admit real quick that id stand a snowballs chance in a brawl with him. You sitting here talkin bout strategizing....have you ever been in a fukking fight? Hell....wasnt it even you who mentioned that you dont approach a street fight like a sanctioned one? 
So you, being a former bouncer, should know damned well that street fights are chaotic, and you pretty much do what you gotta do to survive cuz gameplans are out the window. On some real shyt...id rather fight dude in a controlled environment rather than the street cuz dude is obviously one of those types who would still fukk people up even if he didnt train....hes a born fighter through and through breh...an animal. I kinda got the feeling ur talkin out ur ass too.
Hes probably fought as many lefties as i have. I can write with both and fight with both. I know I won't ko his ass that's why I won't try to. My plan is to buy time and not let him get to me but I still have to stand my ground at the same time. If I keep that body between us I have enough reach to catch him with a few solid jabs. I know i wont hurt him but it doesn't take the hardest punch to make a nose bleed. At that point his only shot at getting to me is throwing my girl out of the way. If he does that I might act like i slipped and go fetal on him or run like hell thru the crowd but I probably won't. Got too much pride for that and I've never been scared of no man. First rule for trained fighters: never approach a street fight like a mma or boxing fight. Not saying I'm the toughest dude but I can last at least a min sticking and moving before he gets me to the ground. Once I'm there I grab on for my life and bite the shyt outta the dude. His ears, face, arms. He ain't rearranging my shyt without a fight.
In the cage I shyt myself breh but in real life I got a shot to hold him off til security arrives. I don't have to win.
Plus I've bounced for 6 years, he's in my territory.
The bigger they come the longer it takes for their bones to reconnect
Dudes like you are his favorite food
Old "I think I can" nikkas
Sent from handheld Minority Report console
Id sucker him in with the ol Rowdy Roddy Piper trick pretending to wanting to be friends and shake his hand then go for the eye gouge,then while hes momentarily blind i pick him up and toss him thru the nearest window or glass object i can find and bounce...One thing i know is him being an MMA/bellator gives me a chance with the hands because as we all know those MMA guys have slow hands that rely on takedowns to gain an advantage,i like my chances on my feets...
Hes probably fought as many lefties as i have. I can write with both and fight with both. I know I won't ko his ass that's why I won't try to. My plan is to buy time and not let him get to me but I still have to stand my ground at the same time. If I keep that body between us I have enough reach to catch him with a few solid jabs. I know i wont hurt him but it doesn't take the hardest punch to make a nose bleed. At that point his only shot at getting to me is throwing my girl out of the way. If he does that I might act like i slipped and go fetal on him or run like hell thru the crowd but I probably won't. Got too much pride for that and I've never been scared of no man. First rule for trained fighters: never approach a street fight like a mma or boxing fight. Not saying I'm the toughest dude but I can last at least a min sticking and moving before he gets me to the ground. Once I'm there I grab on for my life and bite the shyt outta the dude. His ears, face, arms. He ain't rearranging my shyt without a fight.
In the cage I shyt myself breh but in real life I got a shot to hold him off til security arrives. I don't have to win.
Plus I've bounced for 6 years, he's in my territory.
Here lies Action Jackson, there will never be a sequel
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face
