You're out with your girl....

[Malta]

You have been with her for 3 years, will marry her and have children with her, and tonight you two hit up a club because you read a thread by @CrimsonTider stating you're a weirdo if you dont. For 3 years, you have been telling your girl about how nice you are with your hands, and how many ass whippings you have given to people prior to meeting her.

When you get to the club this man -




Has been staring at your girl from the second she walked in, 10 minutes after your arrival he makes his way over to you and your girl while you are dancing. He looks you in the eye and says in broken English "I fuh you girl maricón" then shoves you out the way and proceeds to dagger your girl like so -

There are no weapons, and your girl is yelling out "Show him the hands!!!" , everyone in the club is looking at you and he keeps his eyes locked on you while calling you a maricón & dry humping your girl into a coma. What do you do in this situation :what1:

 

[Ain't That Something]

You have been with her for 3 years, will marry her and have children with her, and tonight you two hit up a club because you read a thread by @CrimsonTider stating you're a weirdo if you dont. For 3 years, you have been telling your girl about how nice you are with your hands, and how many ass whippings you have given to people prior to meeting her.

When you get to the club this man -

Hector Lombard Highlights ~ Unstoppable - YouTube


Has been staring at your girl from the second she walked in, 10 minutes after your arrival he makes his way over to you and your girl while you are dancing. He looks you in the eye and says in broken English "I fuh you girl maricón" then shoves you out the way and proceeds to dagger your girl like so -

There are no weapons, and your girl is yelling out "Show him the hands!!!" , everyone in the club is looking at you and he keeps his eyes locked on you while calling you a maricón & dry humping your girl into a coma. What do you do in this situation :what1:

 

[CrimsonTider]

You said "No weapons" but, rule number 1 if your in a hood spot is to keep a beer bottle in your hand.

No homo, but what can you but try to rip his nuts apart?

 

[-G$-]

 

[Malta]

You said "No weapons" but, rule number 1 if your in a hood spot is to keep a beer bottle in your hand.

No homo, but what can you but try to rip his nuts apart?

This is your fault breh, you gonna get someone killed out here, and this is no hood spot. This is an upscale club that this nightmarish human being happens to be at the same night as you.

I repeat, this is YOUR FAULT! He keeps his eyes locked on you and your bottle, plus his low center of gravity makes him even more dangerous 5"8 190lbs.

 

[beezy]

you put me in a hard place with this one breh basically ima get my ass beat cuz i got no choice but to try and put the hands on em.. and just hope i catch em with that good shot

 

[MikelArteta]

Do the John Ritter in problem child 1, when Kramer is making out with his wife in the kitchen

Sent from royalty breh

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

This is easy...put them paws on him

 

[CrimsonTider]

This is your fault breh, you gonna get someone killed out here, and this is no hood spot. This is an upscale club that this nightmarish human being happens to be at the same night as you.

I repeat, this is YOUR FAULT! He keeps his eyes locked on you and your bottle, plus his low center of gravity makes him even more dangerous 5"8 190lbs.

the only thing you can do is to try going full attack mode on his balls.

Ol girl got to respect you for not backing down.

Just have to hope you don't get killed

 

[Malta]

This is easy...put them paws on him

I you, no doubt I'll visit you homie -

 

[Another Man]

fukk around and end up like

Lombard is no fukking joke. Y'all see how he fukking lit up Palhares?

 

[DaChampIsHere]

That boy CrimsonTider really be makin' y'all mad on here

 

[Malta]

the only thing you can do is to try going full attack mode on his balls.

Ol girl got to respect you for not backing down.

Just have to hope you don't get killed

Look at the clip, the referee has trouble getting him to stop, that dude was probably in Havana fighting for every scrap of food he could get. You think Cubans are that big? that nikka was killing people and eating them for protein.

 

[beezy]

i think id walk away just enough to get his attention off me.. then sneak his ass and hope that its enough to keep me outta ICU

 

[Malta]

That boy CrimsonTider really be makin' y'all mad on here

Satire isn't your strong point