You're out with your girl....

[Another Man]

Id sucker him in with the ol Rowdy Roddy Piper trick pretending to wanting to be friends and shake his hand then go for the eye gouge,then while hes momentarily blind i pick him up and toss him thru the nearest window or glass object i can find and bounce...One thing i know is him being an MMA/bellator gives me a chance with the hands because as we all know those MMA guys have slow hands that rely on takedowns to gain an advantage,i like my chances on my feets...

I tell u what....go to ur nearest mma gym...and ask to spar their best striker hands only. Tell us how that works out for ya

 

[ROFL_GUY]

knee to the nuts chop to the throat

when your nuts explode and you can breathe so no on can hear your cries of pain..

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Breh...first off Boestch is a professional fighter. Secondly, it was a sanctioned fight in an octagon where he had room to strategize with leg kicks. You think youre gonna pull that shyt off in a bar or club? Theres a reason why Tim, who is known to go toe to toe and wreck shyt, would not dare trade with Hector. Its not about me considering him a superhero....its called looking at shyt realistically. Ive trained in various martial arts and boxing for quite some time....and ill admit real quick that id stand a snowballs chance in a brawl with him. You sitting here talkin bout strategizing....have you ever been in a fukking fight? Hell....wasnt it even you who mentioned that you dont approach a street fight like a sanctioned one? So you, being a former bouncer, should know damned well that street fights are chaotic, and you pretty much do what you gotta do to survive cuz gameplans are out the window. On some real shyt...id rather fight dude in a controlled environment rather than the street cuz dude is obviously one of those types who would still fukk people up even if he didnt train....hes a born fighter through and through breh...an animal. I kinda got the feeling ur talkin out ur ass too.

- One man taking on bouncers. People really underestimate how deadly mma fighters are.

 

[Miggs]

I tell u what....go to ur nearest mma gym...and ask to spar their best striker hands only. Tell us how that works out for ya

I trained in a boxing gym for 3 years,i'll be ok breh

MMA fighters in general got lousy hands...

 

[Miggs]

Bas Rutten's crazy Swedish bar fight story - Joe Rogan Podcast - YouTube - One man taking on bouncers. People really underestimate how deadly mma fighters are.

Id like to see Bas scuffle with some dudes that can actually throw hands tho..Hes always going at european bouncers named Dieter and general lightweights on the street...

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Id like to see Bas scuffle with some dudes that can actually throw hands tho..Hes always going at european bouncers named Dieter and general lightweights on the street...

Im sure alot of the people hes ko'd thought they had nice hands. Mike Tyson was never a bouncer so i guess we'll never get to compare him to heavy weight champions of the world.

 

[King Poetic]

all u have to do guys is walk away.. then come back real mad while the dude is dancing with your girl and she's enjoying too and have a blank sheet a paper in your hand and say

"" bytch U GAVE ME HERPES "" guarantee u wouldn't have any problems with dudes the rest of the night

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I trained in a boxing gym for 3 years,i'll be ok breh

MMA fighters in general got lousy hands...

With 3 years boxing experience you think you're hands are better then Hector Lombards who is a top ten fighter on the planet?

O you friends.

 

[Miggs]

With 3 years boxing experience you think you're hands are better then Hector Lombards who is a top ten fighter on the planet?

O you friends.

I said in general most MMA fighters got weak hands,few exceptions but true for the most part...If you have solid boxing training you definitely have an advantage over most ufc guys on your feet...

The few MMA gyms i have seen theres not alot of emphasis on striking,mostly on ground assault and defense...

 

[DStyles]

Hit him with the "I don't want any trouble"

And just walk away.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

fake.


Jackass - Kick in the face - YouTube


bam margera was kicked right on the head with both feet and stood up like nothing happened.

There's a reason why the sucker punch is so effective, yanno

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I said in general most MMA fighters got weak hands,few exceptions but true for the most part...If you have solid boxing training you definitely have an advantage over most ufc guys on your feet...

The few MMA gyms i have seen theres not alot of emphasis on striking,mostly on ground assault and defense...

I feel the combination of ground and reasonable standup (punching, kicking, clinching, kneeing) can make your stand up dangerous because a strictly standup fighter will leave him self open to strikes pondering if hes going to get taken down, or struck with a fist or a leg. The variety of options available to mma fighters, especially the ones that are in peak condition and shape make them more formidable then individuals who only box. The effectiveness of a good clinch in standup is underrated and something many people dont grasp until they are against a wall with double underhooks being kneed in the groin. People who are not in peak shape cannot be used as examples for any sport. If we're restricting a fight to hands only, we arent talking about a real fight. We're talking about a boxing match.

 

[Captain Crunch]

I'm a Coli member, I'm a World Class MMA fighter

 

[TheArchitect]

I'd wait till she's bent over enough, back up a little, and Bruce Lee kick the shyt out of him. nikkaz wouldn't expect that shyt at all...he'll at least let go to move out the way, that way she can escape...

 

[sfgiants]

@ anyone thinkin bas wouldn't fck most humans up






this is easily the greatest sht ever, teaching mothafukkas how to defend urself in a bar fight. using chairs, beer bottles, pepper bottles lol. snapping arms, breaking knees. hahahha