You're shrunk to the size of a PS4 controller, with one night to kill your cat. Do you survive?

[CouldntBeMeTho]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

fukk is wrong with you

 

[King Khufu]

fukk kind of thread is this?

This some oh honey I shrunk the kids meets Lion vs Man kind of scenario bullshyt.

bytch what you think a dog going to do to a shrunken human! Might bite you thinking you a rodent.

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

fukk is wrong with you

Be unwilling to try anything to avoid your family being slaughtered in a wood chipper brehs

 

[Tupac in a Business Suit]

I’m just here for the eventual racist Chinese restaurant reference.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Be unwilling to try anything to avoid your family being slaughtered in a wood chipper brehs

So what are you gonna do if its a male cat?

 

[Box Factory]

I'd lure him to a Chinese restaurant

 

[Champagne Kudo]

I'd go get my dog

 

[Womb Raider]

nikka no


every nikka that says he could kill his cat is a fukking liar. they're literally mini killing machines. the worst part is that they will play with you until you can't move and die.

 

[NinoBrown]

Turn on the stove....fill the house with gas....

Light a match....

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

go deeper with this

In Harlem we just say "elaborate"

 

[Another Man]

Us being the size of a ps4 controller going against a cat would be like a rat vs. A mountain lion. You are food no matter what

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Us being the size of a ps4 controller going against a cat would be like a rat vs. A mountain lion. You are food no matter what

everyone, this is the same man that argued five pages with me that a gorilla can't be beaten by a man under any circumstances.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Turn on the stove....fill the house with gas....

Light a match....

so you'll kill yourself to save your family?

 

[Knowledge]

Poison

 

[CarbonBraddock]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

your plan might've worked if the genie hadn't stripped you bucket naked before shrinking youpause. no knife in that situation.