You're shrunk to the size of a PS4 controller, with one night to kill your cat. Do you survive?

[King Khufu]

Lot of potential cat abusers in here

What did fluffy ever do to you?

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

folks talking about traps. as if that cat wont attack you the moment it lays its eyes on you. you wont even get any items because none can climb up a counter. what did you think youd use a chair? you aint climbing that either. cause the moment the cat hears you scooting it, youre dead.


my cat once killed a lizard during the night with the lights off. just to get an idea how sound their sensories are.

cats (no pun intended) are really not reading the title...being the size of a PS4 controller you gonna fukk around and knock the borax acid all over yourself trying to lift it

Right they completely ignoring that they won't be able to climb and lift any of that shyt. Not even mentioning that the cat is actively hunting them.
Best hope is probably hiding until it falls asleep and poisoning it's food. But then you gotta acquire the poison and get enough of it into the bowl

 

[Mr. Foxx Foxx]

I’ve watched enough Tom and Jerry growing up, to know how to deal with a cat.

 

[Greenhornet]

the only “flamethrower” you might be able to pick up is a damn lighter lol

i cant spray a bottle? lighting a lighter would be infinitely harder than pressing the cap on a spray bottle

or soaking clothes in lighter fluid and sparking it

If you soaked a blanket in chemicals ... trapped the cat in a bag
then put the pile of soaked flammable material over the bag and lit it

that wouldnt take much energy... hardest part would be luring the cat into the bag

once the cat is in the bag, its as good as dead



I have a gucci bookbag that a cat cant claw through right now
you could easily do whatever you wanted once the cat was in the bag and it wouldnt be able to hurt you

you could even do what that other guy said and get the cat into the bag and then electrocute the cat


if you could get him into a bag on the counter you could push the bag into a full sink pile heavy shyt ontop of the bag after

 

[Greenhornet]

I feel like hiding and getting past a cat would be easier for a human

mice are mad loud and shyt, and alot of times a cat cant catch or reach a mouse

a human is way more creative ... I feel what you are all saying though. It depends what type of cat, where we both start etc

if I start in the bathroom its over for the cat

 

[Payroll]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

You on that apocalpse now shyt.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Go choke a tiger out right now then. In this scenario, you wouldnt even be human to tiger ratio but even smaller

I thought that poster i quoted meant as current sizes.

 

[The Exchanges]

Cats are predators the size of prey. Because of that they are always with the shyts because the animal kingdom will try them.

If you weren't the size you were and they didn't acknowledge you as their beneficiary.

You're going to die. With that being said. I cant think of a single thing off the top. I'm definitely smarter but intelligence isn't shyt when its night time and I'm that size against a feline.

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

@WaveMolecules why the neg brotha lol

 

[General Mills]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

This is going to be you

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Just wanted to point out this is how serial killers get started

 

[Cynic]

Have to find a way to get it wet and electrocute it.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Have to find a way to get it wet and electrocute it.

A Coli poster getting a p*ssy wet

 

[Cynic]

A Coli poster getting a p*ssy wet

 

[Hejdå]

Real time footage of multiple coli brehs fighting off a fukking cat