You're shrunk to the size of a PS4 controller, with one night to kill your cat. Do you survive?

[Luke Cage]

I just found out that cats actually kill for fun and even toy with their prey. Like they will kill a rodent and not even eat it sometimes.

 

[KyokushinKarateMan]

I feel like hiding and getting past a cat would be easier for a human

mice are mad loud and shyt, and alot of times a cat cant catch or reach a mouse

a human is way more creative ... I feel what you are all saying though. It depends what type of cat, where we both start etc

if I start in the bathroom its over for the cat

What are you going to do, hide in the tub??

 

[Luck]

Thread funny as hell :Philol:Low key would be a decent premise for a movie.

A straight to redbox movie :Mjbreh: but a movie nonetheless...

To answer the question, imagine some tryin to run from a cat at that size. The cat wouldn’t even have to run, it was just trail you letting you thing you were getting away then smack you back on open floor with it’s paw every time you got close to a potential hiding spot. It ain’t happening

That would be like a real life saber tooth tiger

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

What are you going to do, hide in the tub??

MFs kill me. "If I start in an enclosed space with limited room and only 1 way out I can win "

 

[Cuban Pete]

Are you fukking crazy? How Im gonna survive with that lunatic!?!?

My cat is a female in her prime years that's been spayed and neutered and I let her chill outside all the time. No kittens, no tomcat, just DEATH that's all she thinks about. Flies, mice, snakes, squirrels, birds, all have been presented to my door as tribute. She even squares up with other cats and dogs

Only way I'd win is to distract her by catching a beetle or something (a whole task in itself) and using it as bait to get her attention while I make my way to the tool box in the living room and stack up on nails or a tiny screw driver I could use as a sword, maybe some extra strength glue to use as a trap? I'd still be pretty defenseless two or three paw swipes or and bite and I'm DONE.

 

[BasketCase]

Us being the size of a ps4 controller going against a cat would be like a rat vs. A mountain lion. You are food no matter what

The difference is that we are far more intelligent. Many animals can fukk up a human being one on one and yet human beings are at the top of the food chain.

 

[SoulController]

I lure the cat into a bookbag and light it on fire and stab the bag

 

[Raw Lyrics]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

You're better of going through the cats mouth, the ass is much more difficult to enter through.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Climb up a mini oscillating fan and wedge a laser in it. Turn both them shyts on and let the cat go nuts tryna catch the beam. Meanwhile, I scale back down and go for any bleach, poison, etc I can find and contaminate it's water and food bowls. It's gon be tired, hungry and thirsty by the time it gives up on that laser beam




Drink up bytch

 

[Take It In Blood]

I lure the cat into a bookbag and light it on fire and stab the bag

Ur a fukking Chucky ass nikka

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

Suffocate yourself inside a cat's ass brehs

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

fukk is wrong with you

Be unwilling to try anything to avoid your family being slaughtered in a wood chipper brehs

 

[Just like bruddas]

RIP

 

[Another Man]

The difference is that we are far more intelligent. Many animals can fukk up a human being one on one and yet human beings are at the top of the food chain.

That intelligence only helps when humans are armed. Doesnt mean shyt unarmed. Like if a grizzly bear pulled up on you and you lackin, wtf you gonna do, kick knowledge at it?

 

[WaveMolecules]

Cats

With enough prep time that cat wouldn't know what hit him/her

I would but I already got negged a bunch of times because of my dislikes for cats...I'm trying to keep my head above water fir a little bit lol

@WaveMolecules why the neg brotha lol

#catset we all we got