You’s A bytch ass nikka if you held the n64 controller like this

[Crayola Coyote]

Imagine how few brain cells a person has to have to try AND CONTINUE TO hold a controller this way

This picture annoys the hell out of me. Same nikkas that would argue with the math teacher on the topic of orders of operations.

 

[L&HH]

Once a nikka found out how to strafe with the yellow C buttons, it was a wrap. Perfect Dark was going up , it actually saved my brother from possibly being murdered. We was playing 4 player split screen and I had one more kill to go...my dumb ass committed suicide with a rocket launcher so I lost a kill. My oldest brother was to take the dog out once the game was done..right when he was gonna go outside, the apartment next door to ours got riddled with bullets. If you from Cali you’ve prolly heard about the Mynisha Crenshaw law..that’s the incident .

I love N64,

I googled that Mynisha incident and it says it happened in 2005. You were playing N64 in ‘05? The 2nd gen consoles (GameCube, ps2, Xbox) were all out for years by that point.

 

[GPBear]

We didn’t have this problem with PlayStation

Or NES

 

[Mike809]

OP was always in last place in Mario Kart.

 

[stave]

That Golden Eye free for all where you could go against like 4 other computer simulated teams

That shyt was too addictive,setting up land mines everywhere and then setting them off watching the distruction from afar or just hearing them go off.

Did they ever remake this game on a new system?

Perfect Dark got a remake on 360 and was included with Perfect Dark Zero as part of the Rare Replay compilation on Xbox One.

GoldenEye and DKC weren't included due to licensing issues

 

[eufemism]

I was like 6 when the 64 was most popular


How tf was I supposed to be able to reach the joystick and arrow keys

 

[Chris Cool]

Woat controller. This how I held the shyt for games you ain't move with the d pad.

Met only 1 other nikka who held it that way.

I remember my mom bought me this dumb shyt for Christmas one year.

wtf am I supposed to do with this?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Don't have those problems because I was playing real ass games like WCW vs NWO Revenge

 

[ball15life]

How I held it growing up...OP is onto something

 

[parallax]

what an ass controller.

 

[GhettoTeK]

Your moms a bytch ass nikka

 

[levitate]

like a real ass nikka you dry dikk incel
shoulder and z buttons easily accessible

This is/was the only civilized manner of holding the N64 controller.

 

[James Gordon]

Kids today dont know nothin bout 90s early 00s gamin

 

[fkthisgaysite]

He one of them dudes that played racing games and moved using the d-pad

Holy fukking shyt

 

[The Exchanges]

Sound like some loser shyt to say when you catching the beats in DK 64 or goldeneye.