ExodusNirvana
Change is inevitable...
No More fukking Old Timers - PERIOD. I don't give a fukk about Brock Lesnar and to be honest I'm not interested in seeing Kurt Angle. I'll give you the Hardyz because they reinvented themselves in the Indy's but that's about it, and shyt I might even enjoy The Rock every once and a while but not to take fukking title reigns away from full timers.
Bullet fukking Club - It's 2017, where the fukking fukk is my mega-stable running roughshod across the face of this company and beating everyone's ass if they even think of voicing a counter opinion? The Wyatt Family was a fukking FAILURE. That is not a stable, it's a scummy looking meth dealer and some inbred hicks sitting in the dark talking about Sister Abigail and other assorted shyt that I don't give a fukk about. I need the homies running in and ending shyt matches and kicking cats out of the ring and taking over and cutting a promo....and speaking of promos...
NO MORE SCRIPTED PROMOS - What's that? You been wanting to be in this business your entire life? Oh cool! That must mean that in addition to your ring skills you can get get on the mic and cut a promo! No? GTFO
No More Universal Title - There should only be ONE fukking title at the top and that's the fukking WWE World Heavyweight Championship. fukking build up the Intercontinental Title and the US Title again.
Bring in the TV Title - Let THAT be the people's champ title. It can be used to elevate people or just give people a champion other than the WWE Champ to root for. Think about how many people could have TV titles runs used to propel them to stardom. Something like the Never Openweight Title. Remember how RVD was the TV Title Champ in ECW but people wanted to see HIM wrestle? Dat Way.
Bring Back The Women's Tag Title - They can't all be feuding for two belts. shyt they shouldn't even be feuding for two belts because it's devaluing the shyt. ONE women's title and then a tag title so they actually have things to do other than feuding for the title or pointless one on one feuds that we don't really care about anyways.
Stop Calling Us The WWE Universe - That shyt is stupid fam. It's stupid and it's treating your audience like they're fukking morons. We're fans. Stop trying to make the shyt out to be bigger than it is. It's not the 2000's anymore. We can be PG and still recapture the glory but you're not on top like that anymore Vince. Trying to make the company seem bigger than it is by referring to its fans as a "Universe" is transparent as fukk and you look silly.
No More fukking Brand Split - You don't need to have Cena on every night if you build OTHER people up to be as interesting or attention grabbing as him....or as you MAKE him. There are plenty of people good enough and interesting enough that you can have RAW on Monday, Smackdown on Tuesday, and NXT on Wednesday.
Bring Back Money In The Bank - This shyt becoming predictable as shyt fam. We all know you're gonna do Brock vs. Roman at the end of the summer in order to legitimize the motherfukker we HATE (Roman) and give Brock something to do. The Money in the Bank briefcase adds a certain "???" to the whole thing and makes shyt more interesting.
Bring Back Jim Ross to the Booth - What are you stupid? You know how many iconic moments JR has been around for? How many things he's called that are burned into our memories? He's the Vin Scully of this shyt. He's the John Sterling of this shyt. He's the motherfukking Harray Caray of this shyt. Get JBK off my damn television and bring back the voice of wrestling.
Fire Creative - Jesus fukking Christ man...why are there HOLLYWOOD AND SITCOM WRITERS ON THIS CREATIVE TEAM? Who's idea was this? This is'nt reality TV you idiots, don't break what's not broken. fukking hire people who KNOW the business and understand the mind of wrestling fans and know what they want. Yeah in a sense it's a scripted athletic soap opera but whoever came up with the idea of KKKlandy Orton and Bray Wyatt wrestling in a bando AT NIGHT despite the fact that the PPV is taking place in Sacramento, CA during the fukkING DAYTIME should be FIRED and never work in this business or any other business again.
Bullet fukking Club - It's 2017, where the fukking fukk is my mega-stable running roughshod across the face of this company and beating everyone's ass if they even think of voicing a counter opinion? The Wyatt Family was a fukking FAILURE. That is not a stable, it's a scummy looking meth dealer and some inbred hicks sitting in the dark talking about Sister Abigail and other assorted shyt that I don't give a fukk about. I need the homies running in and ending shyt matches and kicking cats out of the ring and taking over and cutting a promo....and speaking of promos...
NO MORE SCRIPTED PROMOS - What's that? You been wanting to be in this business your entire life? Oh cool! That must mean that in addition to your ring skills you can get get on the mic and cut a promo! No? GTFO
No More Universal Title - There should only be ONE fukking title at the top and that's the fukking WWE World Heavyweight Championship. fukking build up the Intercontinental Title and the US Title again.
Bring in the TV Title - Let THAT be the people's champ title. It can be used to elevate people or just give people a champion other than the WWE Champ to root for. Think about how many people could have TV titles runs used to propel them to stardom. Something like the Never Openweight Title. Remember how RVD was the TV Title Champ in ECW but people wanted to see HIM wrestle? Dat Way.
Bring Back The Women's Tag Title - They can't all be feuding for two belts. shyt they shouldn't even be feuding for two belts because it's devaluing the shyt. ONE women's title and then a tag title so they actually have things to do other than feuding for the title or pointless one on one feuds that we don't really care about anyways.
Stop Calling Us The WWE Universe - That shyt is stupid fam. It's stupid and it's treating your audience like they're fukking morons. We're fans. Stop trying to make the shyt out to be bigger than it is. It's not the 2000's anymore. We can be PG and still recapture the glory but you're not on top like that anymore Vince. Trying to make the company seem bigger than it is by referring to its fans as a "Universe" is transparent as fukk and you look silly.
No More fukking Brand Split - You don't need to have Cena on every night if you build OTHER people up to be as interesting or attention grabbing as him....or as you MAKE him. There are plenty of people good enough and interesting enough that you can have RAW on Monday, Smackdown on Tuesday, and NXT on Wednesday.
Bring Back Money In The Bank - This shyt becoming predictable as shyt fam. We all know you're gonna do Brock vs. Roman at the end of the summer in order to legitimize the motherfukker we HATE (Roman) and give Brock something to do. The Money in the Bank briefcase adds a certain "???" to the whole thing and makes shyt more interesting.
Bring Back Jim Ross to the Booth - What are you stupid? You know how many iconic moments JR has been around for? How many things he's called that are burned into our memories? He's the Vin Scully of this shyt. He's the John Sterling of this shyt. He's the motherfukking Harray Caray of this shyt. Get JBK off my damn television and bring back the voice of wrestling.
Fire Creative - Jesus fukking Christ man...why are there HOLLYWOOD AND SITCOM WRITERS ON THIS CREATIVE TEAM? Who's idea was this? This is'nt reality TV you idiots, don't break what's not broken. fukking hire people who KNOW the business and understand the mind of wrestling fans and know what they want. Yeah in a sense it's a scripted athletic soap opera but whoever came up with the idea of KKKlandy Orton and Bray Wyatt wrestling in a bando AT NIGHT despite the fact that the PPV is taking place in Sacramento, CA during the fukkING DAYTIME should be FIRED and never work in this business or any other business again.
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