Yall gotta come up with a classic name for him like yall did for kyrie with the My knee hurting shyt
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Ol 4-and-hoed outta the playoffs 3 years in a row asses.
Bet your FO would dump your whole bum ass team and those midget guards you've been resting your sad pathetic hopes on for the past 6 years for the chance to build around a real generational talent like Zion. But then they'd just surround him with scrubs like fatass Whiteside and muppet ass coaches like that turtle faced choking cac Stotts and he'd be the latest casualty to be swept outta the playoffs year after year so thank god that ain't happening. I almost feel sorry for Dame; he gonna be subject to perennial humiliation for every year he's committed to your gentrifiedass excuse for a city and franchise and he'll be nothing but an afterthought in the history books when all is said and done because of it. At least there'll always be all the good memories of him and his teams valiant struggles in all those annual losses to remember...
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Aye.remember when Kobe post shaq put that extra muscle on and he was noticeably bigger up top. i said then, that dude will cause himself knee problems. he gotta cut that back down. he was killing dudes with the extra size but it did make him noticeably slower. he cut that weight downt he following year due to a desire for more quickness
Yall gotta come up with a classic name for him like yall did for kyrie with the My knee hurting shyt
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A MCL strain is a 2 week injury and that's at absolute worse. We ready seen Zion jumping and running wit no problem and this is with the strain. He will probably be back by game 3 or 4Well, if this turned into an epic troll job by the Pelicans.
Zion - DNP Knee Soreness
Media: What's going on?
Pelicans FO: OH, he'll be out a few weeks give or take. Nothing serious. He isn't dead or anything. We have no idea what's going on. We get back to it on Monday. Lol, bye.
Pelicans fans: *Internally panicing*

Morant 4 ROTYShaq was in shape his early years when he let himself go end of lakers reign injuries started piling upI mean Shaqs knees lasted.