Black men are the only race of men that ask me to smile

[Larry Lambo]

No sympathy for the ladies from me. As a dude who carries a facial expression similar to Ice Cube circa 1991, I get asked to smile all the time as well.

Yall will deal.

 

[Biscayne]

My first job was a janitorial position and this c00n ass mexican kept telling me " dont remember to smile and speak to people when you walk by". I gave that fool the . If you dont get your c00n ass the fukk out here with that slave shyt




That fool use to morph into this nikka when white folks showed up

That's rough. I'm surprised he didn't make you practice song and dance.

And that video you posted



They really treated waiters like step N fetch back then.

 

[Mowgli]

This is not a bash thread nor a gender bait thread but can a black man answer this question tho:

Why do yall feel the need to ask a woman to smile?

Sometimes I may be in deep thought and dont realize that Im muggin hard af like

Case in point:

I went on lunch break earlier today (yes I tried something healthy for a change ............crispy chicken salad with balsamic vinaigrette and a bottle of that nasty ass dasani water )

Im in line waiting to order when this tall, lanky ass construction worker ass nikka approach me with the face ready to fukk with me.


I hit him with the :dafukc:


Him: "Why cant u smile at least one time for me "

Me: ":dafukc:"

Him: "U use more muscles to frown sweetie "

Me:" "

Him: "I'm not going to leave u alone until u smile and show ur teeth "

Me:

Him: "So now u cant talk "

Me:" *steaming* "


Me: "Buy my food then ill give u a smile "



Him: "Black women "*proceeds to grab his kids meal and leave*

we all know nikkas hate spending money got rid of his ass real quick :mlaff:

when you don't smile you look like biggie so I'd say they are giving you good advice

 

[Marc Spector]

asking people to smile is some rude shyt tho frfr

 

[Blackout]

I have faith in her, there will be no hard way bro

 

[Micky Mikey]

No because black men want to control and are so narcissistic that he will roll up on Random stranger and command they do something for his enjoyment,

no sister is just a random stranger to me. I like to see genuinely happy and smiling black women because it is such a rarity (sadly). I don't do it for my personal enjoyment. I'm actually more attracted to lively, confident, humble, and smiling sisters.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

if a black man cant ask one of the nubian queens to smile... n she question it..

dont say shyt when that nikka bring them bands on make the hoe dance..then go home to the porcelain goddess amber

 

[Calmye]

We are also the only race of man that care to see you happy.​

 

[agnosticlady]

I personally do not mind or care.....I'm smiling most of the time already though.....

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Serious question?

It's pimpin, pimpin.

Do this.

*You do it*

Do that.

*You do it*

Holla at me

*You chat*

Can I have yo numba?

Etc

Mind control Doll. Real niqqas start from the first word. Why niqqas? Cause we on it like that. Roaming the Earth tryna catch a bish 24 by 7.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

So a man hitting on you while you're standing there waiting annoys you?

Not like he said anything outlandish or disrespectful.




Sounds like you was at mcdonalds, buying a damn salad

 

[notPsychosiz]

You hoes just love to be miserable.
You don't want to smile... fine.

Might as well merge this with the thread where you all are complaining about receiving flowers into a generic "Sad bytches" thread.

If you broads would relax you would do better.
Women that are happy get taken to the Beach, the Rose Garden, the Zoo and the Observatory... so we can enjoy the world together.
Women that can't smile end up in a continuous stream of Netflix & Chill where we don't have to look at you. (The chicks on tv are smiling by the way)

If nobody has ever taken you to an aquarium or a picnic its probably because you are a frowny ass bytch.
Perk up and quit making the world a sad dreary place all the time.

#GMB

 

[Kings County]

really cant stand this new wave feminist bs

 

[IWunD3r]

....

if a black man cant ask one of the nubian queens to smile... n she question it..

dont say shyt when that nikka bring them bands on make the hoe dance..then go home to the porcelain goddess amber

Lmao. nikka plzzz, these white hoes will u have your fumble mouth, j.j from good times, swagga-less ass, hemmed up on street harrasment charges so fast... "but but officer i didn't do anything".
nikkas neva learn.

 

[MrWestGrand]

This is not a bash thread nor a gender bait thread but can a black man answer this question tho:

Why do yall feel the need to ask a woman to smile?

Sometimes I may be in deep thought and dont realize that Im muggin hard af like

Case in point:

I went on lunch break earlier today (yes I tried something healthy for a change ............crispy chicken salad with balsamic vinaigrette and a bottle of that nasty ass dasani water )

Im in line waiting to order when this tall, lanky ass construction worker ass nikka approach me with the face ready to fukk with me.


I hit him with the :dafukc:


Him: "Why cant u smile at least one time for me "

Me: ":dafukc:"

Him: "U use more muscles to frown sweetie "

Me:" "

Him: "I'm not going to leave u alone until u smile and show ur teeth "

Me:

Him: "So now u cant talk "

Me:" *steaming* "


Me: "Buy my food then ill give u a smile "



Him: "Black women "*proceeds to grab his kids meal and leave*

we all know nikkas hate spending money got rid of his ass real quick :mlaff:

Most women have the look before a black man even speaks, because a lot of these women have to be superficially impressed or have they shallow ass ego stroked before spoken too. Dudes way of say try to enjoying your day.