Black men are the only race of men that ask me to smile

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Thread is coincidental. There's this black chick in my office building who never says shyt to anybody. Walks around mean mugging with her nose sniffing clouds. So today I'm joking around with this bubbly white chick in the cafeteria when I glance to my side and spot sky nose giving us the :wtb:. I hit her back with a half :rudy: and went right back to my convo.
 

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Thread is coincidental. There's this black chick in my office building who never says shyt to anybody. Walks around mean mugging with her nose sniffing clouds. So today I'm joking around with this bubbly white chick in the cafeteria when I glance to my side and spot sky nose giving us the :wtb:. I hit her back with a half :rudy: and went right back to my convo.


She wants you to peel off multiple layers of "bytch" and kiss ass for her conversation and yet sulks because no one talks to her.

:mjlol:

shyt is so illogical.
 

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Obviously the only guys that do this are the ones that are trying to lower your defenses, so they can get something out of you (sex):comeon:
 

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So u think their is a correlation between race and pick up tactics? im having trouble figuring out what the thread is about
 

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:why: :mjlol:

This is not a bash thread nor a gender bait thread but can a black man answer this question tho:

Why do yall feel the need to ask a woman to smile?

Sometimes I may be in deep thought and dont realize that Im muggin hard af like :birdman:

Case in point:

I went on lunch break earlier today (yes I tried something healthy for a change :comeon: ............crispy chicken salad with balsamic vinaigrette and a bottle of that nasty ass dasani water :mjcry:)

Im in line waiting to order when this tall, lanky ass construction worker ass nikka approach me with the :troll: face ready to fukk with me.


I hit him with the :dafukc:


Him: "Why cant u smile at least one time for me :troll:"

Me: ":dafukc:"

Him: "U use more muscles to frown sweetie :troll:"

Me:" :wtb:"

Him: "I'm not going to leave u alone until u smile and show ur teeth :troll:"

Me: :birdman:

Him: "So now u cant talk :troll:"

Me:" *steaming* :scust:"


Me: "Buy my food then ill give u a smile :francis:"



Him::dame: "Black women :russell: "*proceeds to grab his kids meal and leave*

we all know nikkas hate spending money :russ: got rid of his ass real quick :mlaff:


Those black men probably tell you to smile; because they know that's the only time your big ass gets to exercise
 

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I've seen this trend on a daily basis at college. White chicks and hispanics will randomly smile at me when passing through doors or in classes. It's only black women that look at me with disgust like I'm trying to holla and I haven't even said anything.
 

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She wants you to peel off multiple layers of "bytch" and kiss ass for her conversation and yet sulks because no one talks to her.

:mjlol:

shyt is so illogical.

Exactly. I mean she's bad as hell, but youll never catch me trying to pry conversation outta some broad.

Scandalous ass bytch. Think a nikka s'pose ta do some fukking magic tricks for yo ass :pacspit:

 

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I've seen this trend on a daily basis at college. White chicks and hispanics will randomly smile at me when passing through doors or in classes. It's only black women that look at me with disgust like I'm trying to holla and I haven't even said anything.

Yeah, I can't hate but to agree :francis:

That mean mugging shyt will leave them lonely
 

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Doesn't apply to me.:yeshrug:

But don't get mad when Black women get hit with the "angry" stereotype, though.
 

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i don't think i've ever asked a female of any race to smile before....

if she's walking around mean mugging everything i just assume she's frowning because she doesn't want her hot asphalt breath to escape her mouth. i'm not trying to talk to any one with stank breath so i go out my way to avoid her. it sucked when i was in high school/college and got stuck doing group projects with the chick in the corner looking like she was pissed about her dead beat boyfriend or something.
 
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I've seen this trend on a daily basis at college. White chicks and hispanics will randomly smile at me when passing through doors or in classes. It's only black women that look at me with disgust like I'm trying to holla and I haven't even said anything.

What is your point, other than the fact that you lack wisdom and understanding?

These women have been finessing you all for centuries and yet you don't learn. It is ancient game, get up on it.
Proverbs 5:3-4
 
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