Bridesmaid, 31, hanged herself after struggling to cope with seeing her friends get married...

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She dumped him and thought she could find better
buying into this "all women are special snowflakes" gynocentrism
5 years later after riding maaaaaaaaaaaad d!ck .....
All her friends are getting married and having babies

She doubles back.... Breh hits it and bounces :jawalrus:

Her one shot at "happiness" aka joining her friends is gone:manny:

Her looks have hit the wall ...she's stuck with her cats and dildos :dame:

Ex new girl probably in the cut like.......


R.I,P to that girl you used to see...those days are oooooooover :pachaha:

Good lord. :dead:
 

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So according to the media, this lonely cat lady who was exiting what prime she had, didn't commit suicide, but Sandra Bland did?
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I dont care how many people have already requoted this, im requoting again.
 

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I dont think women understand what "their standards" actually are. If you are waiting for a nikka with a long ass checklist of qualities to settle down with but all your life you been with nikkas that fell short of that list then your "standard" is not the dream nikka, its all them other dudes you deemed beneath you your entire life. Men figure this shyt out early, we not gonna pretend like our standard is Ashanti if we been pulling Cree Summer's our entire life.
Cree is a hippie who married a black man and holds real jobs in the industry.

Ashanti cant sing, goes to Dubai and thots herself out.

You really gonna take a prostitute with thick thighs over real wifey material?
 

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bytch probable turned down alot of dudes because they didn't have whatever the fukk she was looking for :mjlol:

she shoulda played @SpeaktotheMods game GMB

She woulda known that cats wanted to stock money, romance women, and get certs first :ld:
 

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This is why I don't even listen to chicks who comment on men's frustrations with dating because time and time again women show they can't deal with the failure and rejection guys deal with everyday. Maybe not as severe as killing yourself but, they just can't deal with it. For them, it's like being hit by a Mack truck. They go from being princesses every guy wants to serve in their 20s to barely getting any attention in their 30s (from guys they want) and it fukks with their entire world view. Shatters them to the core. At least.....she just did it to herself, she wasn't crazy enough to hurt the guy or other people. shyt is just crazy. Not that serious. Welcome to our world honey :beli: No, you're not the hot piece you were back in college anymore. There's no 6"2 millionaire businessman who looks like Ryan Reynolds coming to save you. But there's a guy out there for you. Lower your standards a bit, work a little harder to put yourself out there, stop letting society influence your emotions and your self esteem and go out and enjoy life. And it would've all worked out :snoop:
 
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:mjlol: and :mjcry: at the same time



**next morning, post smash **

Chick: Wow, you're just as "smashing" as I remember. Fancy some breakfast? :youngsabo:

Dude: Uh no, actually. I'll be heading off :smugbiden:

Chick: What?! But I thought last night was about us rekindling what we had? I thought you still had feelings for me too? :damn::sadbron:

Dude: Well, not really. I just fancied a roll in the sack with me ex. No hard feelings, love. But we're over and been over for 5 bloody years :manny:

Chick: No! If you leave, I'll hurt myself. Actually, I'll kill myself. I'll f#cking kill myself...and it'll be on your hands :demonic::ufdup::usure:

Dude: Yea right....bugger off :camby:

**next morning, dude reads paper**

Dude: Bloody Christ :dame::mindblown::ld:

I'm not trying to be insensitive, but this chick was pining for a dude who left her half a decade ago. Dude smashed and then left the next morning like she was a smut. Chick kills herself behind it.

Chick was in her 30s, single, depressed and living with a cat. The Coli talks about this all the time and this chick actually lived that life. So much so that she didn't want to live it anymore.

I hope her family and friends recover, but she needed help way beyond marriage and getting over an ex.

Peace


To be honest dude dodged a bullet. In America she would have convinced herself she was raped because alcohol was involved and went after him and his friend for running that train, he didnt stay so shes taking back her consent.

Chicks who say theyll kill themselves if a man doesnt stay... theres other fish in the sea.
 
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