Breh all this nikka talk about is strippers and his broke truck. I can wake up every fukking day and knowing imma hear about a stripper when i get to work. On top of that he lame so you know he not getting any bunz , just hanging with strippers at the bar. And he talks exactly like Ben Carson.
Lol damn....who talks about all this at work.
When they do it in non-work settings you can at least give them a look. At work you have to keep it cool.
And it be wack shyt like , these drunk strippers were all over me. One of them gave me a massage and hurt my shoulders.
Yup...u don't wanna be that angry argumentive stand ur grown stereotypical black man in the acc workplace...
Lol wow that is lame...of course a strippa gonna be all over someone with money no matter how they look or actAnd it be wack shyt like , these drunk strippers were all over me. One of them gave me a massage and hurt my shoulders.
Lol that’s me ever since I been rockin kaeps jersey during the football season on fridays...ruckfonnie I thought you were a skins fan, why you got a 49ers jersey onYup...u don't wanna be that angry argumentive stand ur grown stereotypical black man in the acc workplace...
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I been telling you nikkas that cacs should have very little information on you. Been at this company for two years and they don't even know if I finished university or not.
These cac bytches ask me constantly if I am dating or have a girlfriend.
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Is the sky blue?"
"Is that a yes?"
"No I am just asking a question, my private life is none of your concern"
Another one.
*fat middled age cac who is having mid life crisis*
"Can I talk to you privately for 5 minutes"
"Listen man my wife is fukking me up, I need to party. You got a connect?"
"No idea what you are talking about?"
"Don't play that shyt, I know you like to have fun...help me out"
"I don't know what you are on about, I got work to do"
"Fine what about grass?
"No idea what are you on about."
They even tried to get me to join linkedin in the beginning and I ain't play with that.
"Hey Quiet Magician, you are a smart guy and I want you in my network, make an account on linkedin so you can be part of the family."
"Naw I am good"
"Why? Linkedin is statistically proven to get you a job and it has other neat features. I know you are secretive but this is a no brainer. "
"You saying my job is in jeopardy?"
"No I mean it is nice to have my coworkers in my network...that's all"
"No."
"Now why do you have to be like that? You can make some friends in here if you change that attitude of yours."
"You saying I have a bad attitude?"
*Leaves in frustration*
There are a few brothas in my division and we make it a habit to chill at lunch, greet each other and chill after work. How many times have cacs happened to stumble by when we were having a good time.
"What are you boys laughing on about?"
"So we are going to chill after alright?
"Aight cool, see you then"
"cool"
*Cacs looks in disbelief*
I talk about broad shyt with these cacs, like movies and tv shows. Keep the answers vague and don't divulge anything to anyone. it is funny how many times they left in anger yet they still smile and want to be my friend.
I’m gonna hit them with this. Iv already revealed to much about myself and these mfs gossip like crazy So Matt tells me u live in_____ 
the other day. Changed my mind last minute because i know down the line shyt will backfire some how. Also had an appraisal the other day and this cac told me to be more friendly when speaking to people on the phone and act more "British" be all cheery and longwinded instead of getting straight to the point. Cac was saying because of cultural differences i could be percieved as coming across as rude, not even knowing mandem by default give short shrift to cacs, especially over the phone. But all in all Cacs be very slick and subtle with their bullshyt. But my Manager black though and nikka always putting me on game on how to deal with em
This cac tried to expose my introversion at work todaybeen working in an office setting for the majority of this year. Is it just me or do cacs hate seeing a black man at peace?
Il be in the office early morning surfing the coli and get
Nothing just read something funny
That’s reminds me of something funny that happens to me this weekend
( precedes to tell me a story I didn’t ask to hear )
Oh ok that’s cool
Ur a cool guy
Wat do u mean
Nothing ur just not that talkative just cool and chill
O....K
I only talk about work at work. Most people don’t really want to talk ,THEY want to talk and have u listen and give them response they are looking for. Give me some advice to get these annoying mfs out of my personal space
