Came to my first African church this morning... It's been almost 3 hours

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

some churches be kinda dope though

Yeah, the church I grew up in was pretty reserved so I was hoping the shyt would be lit so I could at least enjoy it. I dread church a lot. They were straight but I wanna go to a church on some Kirk Franklin, dancing in the aisles type of mood

I missed noticing the first time. Modern ministers are founding their own denominations. The example here is the 8th time I've heard of a living minister being the head of a Christian denomination that he created.

I've attended functions, church topics come up and we're making small talk...I ask what denomination and I hear something that I'd never heard before.

This dude is one of, if not the richest black pastor in the world. His brand is huge from what I saw.

its your world, b

Don't eem worry breh

 

[God Almighty]

Don't like it? Go back to worshiping all them goofy orishas and half animal deities. What'd they ever do for you? Now circumcise your kids and move the fukk on.

 

[get these nets]

Yeah, the church I grew up in was pretty reserved so I was hoping the shyt would be lit so I could at least enjoy it. I dread church a lot. They were straight but I wanna go to a church on some Kirk Franklin, dancing in the aisles type of mood

In the words of Mitch, from the opening scene of Paid In Full, "see you messing with the wrong person....you need to be messing with me"

Pentecostal churches....tend to have the lively worship atmosphere you would feel more comfortable in.
It was never my thing,though and I prefered more reserved service.

This dude is one of, if not the richest black pastor in the world. His brand is huge from what I saw.

Recognized the name.........he has a church in the city I grew up in.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

10 to 2pm services

And don't let their be no excitement going on "Aww come on now I need to see some energy and praise up in here for your God!! "

It's like they make the praise session much longer if the reaction is lukewarm

I dislike church for that reason...I find that part so damn fake...clapping and shyt just to not piss people off and not look awkward

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

@Regine Hunter

:mjhardlaugh:

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Be in church like:

 

[Premeditated]

nikka why ain't you just walk out and leave? You a grown ass man.

Unless you came with your kids.

 

[Andreas321]

My uncle owned his own church. The nikka made me open up the church at 9 am every sunday morning for the 10 am service, organise everything and then stay there til 2 pm . We had a 45 min food break then went right back to it til 7

 

[President Sakora]

I don't understand how someone can spend +5 hours in church. Africans man... Something else

kwasiah, mind your speech "others" read this thread.

wo mame an tchre wo yeh a na?

 

[Andreas321]

 

[Bushmaster]

5-7 hours?

Who has time for that? :Cosbyb:

 

[newworldafro]

Wireless earbuds (charged up) FTW.

 

[MikelArteta]

Most churches are two hours


Preachers preaching longer than Jesus and the apostles did Abeg

 

[ATownD19]

kwasiah, mind your speech "others" read this thread.

wo mame an tchre wo yeh a na?

 

[Kwabena]

kwasiah, mind your speech "others" read this thread.

wo mame an tchre wo yeh a na?