Do you think during sex?

[Afro]

Dude asked me for advice recently and he was wondering if it was weird.


I'm like If your brain is active, your doing it wrong.

"But I'm tryin to like, you know pay attention and shyt. Making sure shes enjoying it"

Tell me you don't ask her "Is it ok?" while goin in

"Uh"

If she isn't foaming at the mouth and twitching after your done

"Wtf?!"



Seriously, the best moments are when me and the girl are synced up emotionally and physically. There is rarely ever talking. If she says anything it's in the heat of the moment. I'm not thinking of anything, I swear my mind is blank and 100,000 years of bangin comes and possess a dude. I feel like a god damn animal.

The whole room is my jungle

Thoughts? I'm genuinely curious about this.

 

[West Coast Avenger]

My wife likes dirty talk so hell yeah I'm thinking....

 

[dap head]

My wife likes dirty talk so hell yeah I'm thinking....

mmm your wife's a dirty little slut. I like that.

 

[West Coast Avenger]

mmm your wife's a dirty little slut. I like that.

............

 

[Afro]

My wife likes dirty talk so hell yeah I'm thinking....

This one girl got me to dirty talk for the first time and I was surprised at the shyt I said. I don't know if I like it

She can say whatever

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Yeah sometimes too much. Especially with a girl I've been fukking for a while. I have bad ADD so I have to stay focused.

 

[Loop Ba$eCrawler]

I talk about movie spoilers during the entire session. Gets her all hot and bothered.

 

[Afro]

I talk about movie spoilers during the entire session. Gets her all hot and bothered.

"Snape kills Dumbledore"

Yeah sometimes too much. Especially with a girl I've been fukking for a while. I have bad ADD so I have to stay focused.

How?! You push her off when the game comes on or something?

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

"Snape kills Dumbledore"







How?! You push her off when the game comes on or something?

No like. I'll be doing my thing and my whole mind will change to something else or what happen during the day and I'm not always fukking if I know I'm watching the game and this is why I'm not good in committed relationships because I'm not a compromise person. I want it when I want it.

 

[Afro]

No like. I'll be doing my thing and my whole mind will change to something else or what happen during the day and I'm not always fukking if I know I'm watching the game and this is why I'm not good in committed relationships because I'm not a compromise person. I want it when I want it.

Compromise too many times, suddenly your shoved into your man cave. Never to be seen again.



I haven't seen some friends in years

 

[Neil Tyson]

I think about my next move.

Then the super combo finish

 

[EVILRICO]

I'm going to kill this beach with my dikk!!!
Is the only thing running through my mind.

 

[The Mad Titan]

mmm your wife's a dirty little slut. I like that.

 

[Matt504]

Adults should make an effort to think no matter what activity they're doing, a lot of unwanted babies are born because people want to live in the moment and think after the seeds have already been planted.

Not thinking is the definition of irresponsibility.

 

[Sauce Dab]

"Foaming at the mouth"

She got rabies?