Elon Musk is a billionaire simp

[BlackJesus]

He comes off a little "autistic" at times

He probably is. At least mildly. It’s typical in Silicon Valley

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

the texts are lame but that last text from her indicates there is something more going on, he probably still smashed so

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Amber comes off as an ass..

 

[Kairi Irving]

He is so fukking lame.

Have that much money and still got no play

Rappers be on that same type of time

 

[Fillerguy]

Jeeez usss... that shyt made me throw up in my mouth a bit.

The way shes even responding to him is a bit degrading...
nikka ur a fukking billionaire, ur a fukking Tony Stark as nikka
What the fukk is wrong with you

If u liquidated all my assets right now and took the line outta my pockets I'm a thousandaire lol

Still wouldn't act like that... yuck muthafuka, yuck

C/s this bytch talking at him, through text

I dont let my enemies talk to me that way, let alone the person im trynna cuff. I think this chick goes for weak willed men. That Mandy Lane flick is even more disturbing now.

 

[TRUEST]

Yeah that text convo is weird.

Thing is, a lot of u cats that’s making fun of him may be better than him at socializing but ask yourselves, what have U got to show for it? People who love u?

 

[Master Teacher]

Probably is nikkaz like Elon Musk, go after chicks they are not in their lane at all when they get money

He go to any of these universities and tech companies and pick the one of them cute nerds who would actually relate to him and probably got better p*ssy, but he want the women who wouldn't give him any play in high school type, this how all simps act when they get bread and start fukking women for the first time, when they should just stay in their lane and glow up a bytch, and then they wonder why they getting taking to the cleaners

All the bytches loved Denzel, and he got him a basic ass wife, I wouldn't even look at her booty if she walked passed me in a short dress

when Jay-Z got Beyonce, the baddest bytch around him he could possible find

the difference is Denzel has a wife, Jay-Z has a business partner, Denzel can go to a basketball game and nikkaz is not telling stories about the time they ran a train on her, like The houston rockets did Destiny Child, Denzel's wife is being brought up when Marquez Houstin is sipping an empty crown royal bottle hoping for one last drop while he tells stories about how he use to be the man

you see what I'm saying

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

Elon is a well-known simp. He’s admitted to it multiple times

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

He is so fukking lame.

Have that much money and still got no play

Did you read the story? they ended up in a relationship

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Imagine being a billionaire and simping that hard over a regular b1tch that sh1ts in the bed

What?....

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

the texts are lame but that last text from her indicates there is something more going on, he probably still smashed so

Ok so none of you fools actually read the article. They ended up in the relationship. The beef in the story was Johnny Depp was trying to prove they were seeing eachother whilst he was still married to her.

 

[The Fade]

This is some of y’all s white daddy

Disgusting

 

[REdefinition]

What?....

Johnny Depp Says He Decided To Divorce Amber Heard After She Allegedly POOPED In Their Bed

 

[Darth Nubian]

Bezo would never

Bezo linked up with a build-a-bytch with a joker smile. He's a simp too

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Johnny Depp Says He Decided To Divorce Amber Heard After She Allegedly POOPED In Their Bed

.....nicca