How many squirrels could you beat in a fight?
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Killigraphy
Banned
fukk the question...
bight
bight
bight?
my bad breh it's all jokes
While I laughed, I'm gonna need you to catch this squirrel fade.
Killigraphy
Banned
It takes days for a human to bleed out, the movies have many of you gassed...
Also I could go three hours easily, I ran with the tarahumara tribe in Mexico for 8 hours, my stamina is on Cain Velasquez/Mayweather levels. See you misunderstand something, I'm not stuck in there with squirrels, those squirrels are stuck in a room with a monster that will devour families of squirrels in but a moment. I'll make some of their kind watch as I hold one in hand, and devour one with the other. I am no mere Squirrel Fighter, I am here to get rid of the Squirrel feifdom.
MexicanKingpin
Banned
Lol @ squirrels i would stomp every last one out or toss em against a wall or put them all in a bag until its filled then slam em against the ground .
SQUIRRELS CHEW ON THINGS TO KEEP THEIR TEETH CLEAN AND SHARP. THEIR TEETH DON'T STOP GROWING EVER. JUST THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A LIL WHILE. THEY ARE LITTLE HOMING MISSILES OF DEATH. 15 OF THEM COMING AT YOU FROM ALL ANGLES. THEY DON'T ATTACK ONE AT A TIME LIKE THE MOVIES. THEY WILL SWARM YOU WITH NO REGARD OR FEAR. THEY CAN'T SEE VERY WELL SO VISUAL INTIMIDATION IS A WASTE OF TIME. THEY ARE SOLITARY ANIMALS SO THEY DON'T HAVE "COMRADES". THEY CHEW THROUGH GARBAGE CANS BREH. YOUR FACE IS NOT A PROBLEM.
Tf would I be outside wearing a durag
Timbs
DOING HOODRAT shyt WITH YOUR FRIENDS OF COURSE.
CarbonBraddock
You will be trolled
seen a squirrel fall out a tree that was like three stories high. this mufukka landed on concrete, got up, and ran off like ain't shyt happen. personally, knowing this, i'd still kill every one of them that they had, but your average person would be fukked.
WaveCapsByOscorp™
2021 Grammy Award Winner
Lmao at them coming in waves. Ummm, no weapon would leave me fukked after the second wave. I'd really have to see how I was doing after the first 30 to really judge, never fought a squirrel before
GreenGhxst
Veteran
Unlimited squirrels nikka, flying squirrels is a different story 
i think the first wave would leave anyone discombobulated with over half of the squirrels alive as the second wave came in.
depending on how much damage you took and the energy you used, after the second round of fighting you would be in pretty bad shape.
you could survive another 2 or 3 rounds but after that it would get ugly.
depending on how much damage you took and the energy you used, after the second round of fighting you would be in pretty bad shape.
you could survive another 2 or 3 rounds but after that it would get ugly.
You out here trippin B
I'm taking off the timbs for mobility, and then using them as a hammer-like object or projectile.
Du-rag will be used to wrap any major wound.
I'd break a couple branches off the trees to make spears and park myself on a sturdy tree limb.
The Timbs would be left on the ground in a corner for when I have to escape from the tree.
While taking refuge in a tree, I would spear from a distance and hammer-fist close-up. If they jump on me I will grab and bite their heads off.
If the tree tactic starts to fail. I'll hop out the tree, and just scramble while spearing.
If overwhelmed I then will run over to the corner with the timbs and begin hammering away.
At this point, there would be a chaotic pattern of me running from tree to corner to tree to corner, until I meet my demise.
I'd like to believe I would last at least 5 waves
After further running this scenario through my head, I think most would struggle with just the first wave. Think about 15 mad ass squirrels all attacking you at once and from all angles most likely. They're tearing through flesh and you'll be bleeding out bad with each wave. shyt'll be hard to kill one with 14 of them motherfukkers goin to town on you. With this in mind, might make it to round 2 before I call it quits and get the fukk outta there.
Plus it's only 3 minutes between each wave?
Plus it's only 3 minutes between each wave?
I've experienced combat in the army however, by wave # 6 I would be making the following faces:
