If a thug was to put a gun to your head and tell you to start twerking...

[AITheAnswerAI]

You think my life is such a precious thing to me, that I would trade my honor for a few more years...of what?

 

[ChuckDaddy]

 

[Grizzly]

this thread is funny as fukk

 

[King Crimson]

Twerk to see another day and most of you nikkas would too



Alotta being told in here

This. I've only had the toolie pointed in my direction once (not at me personally, someone in my area) and I remember that fear well enough to know that I'd drop it with the quickness. Ion een care. I'd just have the face the whole time.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

not only am i twerkin but im hittin them 40's and footworkin too

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

where do you guys come up with these twisted scenarios

 

[Draje]

The second that steel was pointed to my head, I'd tweaking like a long lost Twerk team member and I might throw in some hip rolls so vicious that they'd call me a chocolate Shakira.

what I look like In a coffin, breh

 

[Kings County]

Me:


Him:


Me: Chill Chill nikka.........put some music on

 

[Kings County]

i woulda been like

me: shoot me nikka


he'd be like aiight *sees his finger about to pull trigger*


me:

breh u want a handstand to ?

 

[Tommy Knocks]

near the batteries or by the cakes.

 

[Kings County]

near the batteries or by the cakes.

 

[Torrential]

yall some fools

 

[Street Knowledge]

27 dollars

I woulda gave him 30 just to round it off

 

[ThugLife]

Luckily I was born wit a fatty so Im finna twerk my booty meats like a mad-man

 

[NSSVO]

At first Id be like

Then as soon as he does this


Me:


Him:


Me: Chill Chill nikka.........put some music on